Had enough of the neighbours?

greenstone · 2nd July 2009, 12:34

Neighbours at War is coming back for another series and its producers Greenstone Pictures are interested in hearing from anyone having a dispute with the people next door. Whether it’s over trees, pets, boundaries, noise complaints, security cameras, rubbish or any other issue - we might be able to assist.
Contact: k.mcmillan@gspictures.co.nz or (09) 623 7754

**ManDownUnder** · 2nd July 2009, 12:36

Cool program - say hi to Bill from me...

**Finn** · 2nd July 2009, 12:57

My neighbour keeps screwing my wife and it's starting to annoy me, especially during the winter months because he makes me wait outside until they have finished. I swear I was almost hypothermic last Friday night! Also, he's rather messy and often just throws my dressing gown on the floor, leaves the toilet seat up (which I get the blame for), damp towels on the bed and helps himself to whatever is in the fridge at the time. I'm sure he drinks straight from the bottle without using a glass too!

I've tried everything but nothing works.

Can you help me?

**Usarka** · 2nd July 2009, 13:30

I think my neighbour yelled at me to shut the *(&$# up at 10 o'clockl last night. Couldn't quite hear properly over the 50w guitar amp.

Incosiderate bastards yelling shit out like that. Amp's going up in volume tonight, that'll learn the pricks.

**YellowDog** · 2nd July 2009, 13:34

Originally Posted by Finn

My neighbour keeps screwing my wife and it's starting to annoy me, especially during the winter months because he makes me wait outside until they have finished. I swear I was almost hypothermic last Friday night! Also, he's rather messy and often just throws my dressing gown on the floor, leaves the toilet seat up (which I get the blame for), damp towels on the bed and helps himself to whatever is in the fridge at the time. I'm sure he drinks straight from the bottle without using a glass too!

I've tried everything but nothing works.

Can you help me?

Mate, if this guy is saving you the trouble of having to give your missus any attention so instead you can go out and really enjoy yourself; why don't you just have a quiet word about the toilet seat and wet towels etc.

Gotta be worth a try?

**cave weta** · 2nd July 2009, 14:30

Originally Posted by Finn

My neighbour keeps screwing my wife and it's starting to annoy me, especially during the winter months because he makes me wait outside until they have finished. I swear I was almost hypothermic last Friday night! Also, he's rather messy and often just throws my dressing gown on the floor, leaves the toilet seat up (which I get the blame for), damp towels on the bed and helps himself to whatever is in the fridge at the time. I'm sure he drinks straight from the bottle without using a glass too!

I've tried everything but nothing works.

Can you help me?

Ive just found that I can have wild kinky perverted sex at 48! - its awesome cos I live at 46 and I can just crawl home through the gap in the hedge.

greenstone · 24th September 2010, 09:50

After five years producing Neighbours at War we’ve dealt with every kind of neighbour dispute: noise, pets, boundaries, rubbish, renovations and numerous other issues. Tell us your story – maybe your experience tops it all, how did you deal with it? If you’d like assistance contact us – we’re currently producing the sixth series: k.inkster@gspictures.co.nz, (09) 623 7731 or text 021 2034325

**Ronin** · 24th September 2010, 10:29

Originally Posted by greenstone

After five years producing Neighbours at War we’ve dealt with every kind of neighbour dispute: noise, pets, boundaries, rubbish, renovations and numerous other issues. Tell us your story – maybe your experience tops it all, how did you deal with it? If you’d like assistance contact us – we’re currently producing the sixth series: k.inkster@gspictures.co.nz, (09) 623 7731 or text 021 2034325

How about annoying Internet neighbours who spam forums with unwanted crud?

Burn them I say.

PS Get a presenter who doesn't shout.

**Smifffy** · 24th September 2010, 10:32

K.inkster? Really?

**Grubber** · 24th September 2010, 10:35

Friggin telephone sales! Right when you sit down for a meal too!

**Paul in NZ** · 24th September 2010, 12:09

FFS - how about producing a series about neighbours who are actually good sorts and get along with everybody else.. Neighbours from heaven? Oh right - that would be a positive thing and fail miserably in the ratings wouldnt it...

**imdying** · 24th September 2010, 12:18

How about a new show called "Fuck Off Spammers"?

**steve_t** · 24th September 2010, 12:18

k.inkster? Kathryn McMillan got married?

LOL. Googled k.inkster@gspictures.co.nz

**mashman** · 24th September 2010, 12:20

I'll take a punt at the neighbour tonight. I've been told he's a cop and know he rides an exceptionally noisy noisy bike... I'm fed up with him starting the bike at 7.30 and waking me in between the snooze cycles of my alarm clock.