Fat Men Can Walk

**Fatt Max** · 5th July 2009, 15:05

Hi Guys n gals,

Bit of a trunpet blow here. Dragged my fat arse out of bed at 6.30am this morning and did the King of the Mountain 21k half marathon walk which included walking up the big Mt Wellington opposite the big McDonalds and overlooking the big stitch up Moyes bastards that sold me and the missus the worst car in history......and not giving a flying fuck when it blew up on the way to the airport with mini max in the car as well....

Anyroad, did the 21ks in just over 3 hrs with a great mate of mine, pissed with rain some of the way but made it home in the end. The marshalls on the course were great, those poor bastards had to stand in the rain for 5 hours directing us all the right way, onya guys....

Next event is a 21k in Kerikeri in November, thinking of taking the bike up there and making a weekend of it. If there are any far north KB'ers who fancy coming out and taking the piss out of a big fat bastard in walking gear, then be my guest......you might even fancy the walk yourselves.

Ok, I need a bath and a beer, Mrs Max has promised to wash my back for me and supply me with cold piss while I marinate myself in Radox.

Love ya and leave ya my darlings......

**tri boy** · 5th July 2009, 15:07

Well done

Hows the knees?

**Fatt Max** · 5th July 2009, 15:09

Originally Posted by tri boy

Well done

Hows the knees?

Ah, not too bad mate, held up good eh. I have asked Mrs Max to rub gently though, she is VERY good at that.....

**Solly** · 5th July 2009, 15:11

You're a farken inspiration.....cheers for that.

I'm taking the dog for a walk now.....see ya soon

**kiwifruit** · 5th July 2009, 15:29

Shot Max!

**MIXONE** · 5th July 2009, 15:32

Well done Fat Man.

**MIXONE** · 5th July 2009, 15:34

In fact you have just inspired me.I'll grab a beer too!

**vifferman** · 5th July 2009, 15:43

Well done, Sir!

**paulmac:Me** · 5th July 2009, 16:04

Originally Posted by MIXONE

In fact you have just inspired me.I'll grab a beer too!

MMMMMMM BEER !!!!!

**MIXONE** · 5th July 2009, 16:07

Originally Posted by vifferman

Well done, Sir!

Twas nothing,The fridge is only a couple of stumbles away from the computer.

**Oakie** · 5th July 2009, 16:26

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Ah, not too bad mate, held up good eh. I have asked Mrs Max to rub gently though, she is VERY good at that.....

In that case, don't forget to tell her about the groin strain I'm sure you now have

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**P38** · 5th July 2009, 17:28

Good on Ya Fatt Max.

My missus runs marathons and competes in Triathalons.

Makes me bloody tired just watching.

It's an awesome achievement to complete your 1st half.

Keep up the good work.