I am a reasonable man

[Pussy]

It was a blessing in disguise. Bread is bad, it will only glue you up.

You're giving very bad advice, kiwifruit.
Next you'll be saying that pies and lager are bad for you.....

[Swoop]

It's more entertaining than grabbing a few boxes of condoms and lubricant, then quietly putting them into other shopping trolleys. Supermarkets. Full of fun (and retards who block the fuckin' aisle).

[wybmadiity]

It was a blessing in disguise. Bread is bad, it will only glue you up.

Unless it's homemade fruity bread

[007XX]

It's more entertaining than grabbing a few boxes of condoms and lubricant, then quietly putting them into other shopping trolleys. Supermarkets. Full of fun (and retards who block the fuckin' aisle).

Way more fun if you put it in the trolley of a mother/ teenage daughter team...Looks derived will range from pure disgust to utter shame

Or moving the trolley away by a meter while a person is facing the shelves.

You're right, stupidmarkets are fun. And fruit bread is good for you, after all it is two food groups in one, innit?

[nudemetalz]

I happen to know a bead supplier... Shipping to Oz may be an issue...

Is that a bead in the scope for the sniper-rifle to take out the fruit-loaf thief..?

[Conquiztador]

Learn to bake. Then you can put all the shit you want in the bread

[kiwifruit]

Unless it's homemade fruity bread

Home made is just as bad for gluing up one's bowels

[tri boy]

Any man that openly admits to eating fruit loaf deserves to be anally assaulted in the bread isle by a recently released sexual predator named Carver.
I'm sure you would howl in protest

[Bass]

Home made is just as bad for gluing up one's bowels

Actually the stuff my wife makes seems to have the reverse effect - kinda like rocket fuel.
A feed of toast for breakfast and by lunchtime I can sit at my computer without needing a chair.