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    Smile Others people's medical advice!

    Hey There Dudes and Dudess's

    Got a Friggin horrible Camel Cough at the moment and really got the f//king hump with it.

    A gallant mate of mine, suggested to gargel with Whiskey but only have Jim Bean in the house, which he said fine use that, so I gargled and garled and garled and garled and was merry by lunchtime when IDB bought some food round for me, then caried on garling for the duration of the afternoon, needless to say am quite pissed and haven't had so much fun being ill for ages!!!!

    Unfortunately during the solo party with Jim and I, I have been tidying up contact lists for the Crown Rangers Motorbike Club I started, tying up looses ends that kind of stuff and fired out an up to date list with everyones details on, and had most of them back, probably as I was seeing double and that combined with hiccups hasn't been very congusive for eloquent typing.......

    Sobering up now with a mother of a headache,

    So I wondered what medical remedies have you listened to and acted upon.

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    I seem to get offered concrete pills a fair bit...

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    You spelled 'fucking' wrong.

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    Just eat some fruits, stay warm, rested and hydrated, I guess.
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    My medical advice won't help you with the ailment you have now, Woodybee....

    but I do have the perfect cure for sea-sickness....

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    For colds, I drink mega water, electrolyte replacement drinks, and Neurofen. They turn into non-colds. On the mend, bash the cold with Overdrive (very powerful sports vitamin supplement) and watch them vanish pronto.

    If I feel myself coming down with a cold, I usually can whack it hard with Overdrive and scare it off. Damn good shit that.


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    Brandy
    Makes you well when you are sick
    and sick when you are well.

    For upset tums - 2 shots brandy and one shot of port.
    Works a treat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hinny View Post
    one shot of port.
    Works a treat.
    I find port works a treat in all sorts of ways
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    A nip of Whiskey a day cures most ailments ...
    1. If this fails to work. DOUBLE the daily dose.
    2. If problem continues ... Continue with doubles.
    3. Continue with doses untill

    a. Problem disappears
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    b. You stop caring about the problem.
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    Drink plenty of whiskey.
    it doesn't cure your flu but you have the happiest germs in town!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I find port works a treat in all sorts of ways
    Any (good) Port in a storm huh ...!!!
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    sore throat - eat potato chips (crisps) and anything else 'pointy and sharp' - scraps away all the yucky stuff and makes you heal quicker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    sore throat - eat potato chips (crisps) and anything else 'pointy and sharp' - scraps away all the yucky stuff and makes you heal quicker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    sore throat - eat potato chips (crisps) and anything else 'pointy and sharp' - scraps away all the yucky stuff and makes you heal quicker.
    Ha! I will always remember the tv programme "The secret dairy of Adrian Mole".... he was in hospital after having his tonsils out, and his father rocked up with a big packet of salt and vinegar chips for him.... classic!
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Nurofen, otrivin nose spray (sinus congestion!) and lots of water!
    I also use Buccalen Burner which is supposed to prevents colds turning bacterial! And I have to say I've only had mild colds since I started using this, three monthly from autumn - spring! Only one minor cold this year (touch wood!!)
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