Statistics say Chicks on bikes are bloody dangerous!

**Hinny** · 8th July 2009, 19:08

The Jamaican government did a study to see why there are so many deadly motorcycle accidents in Jamaica.

I think you'd be surprised at the results.

**Hinny** · 8th July 2009, 19:09

Did you notice?
Nobody is wearing a helmet.

**idleidolidyll** · 8th July 2009, 19:10

chicks on bikes = danger in ganjaland too it seems

mind you, they do have nice arses

nice pics

**idleidolidyll** · 8th July 2009, 19:26

[IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Trillion/Desktop/womanwearshelmebackwards_fs.jpg[/IMG]Perhaps this is why chicks shouldn't ride bikes

**Trudes** · 8th July 2009, 19:38

The first step to proving to idiots that they are idiots is by ignoring their idiotic ramblings.

**jrandom** · 8th July 2009, 19:49

The very finest trolls are always those that reflect the troller's own actual opinion and that make demonstrably correct assertions.

We are in the presence of a master.

**MsKABC** · 8th July 2009, 19:55

A master baiter alright.

**jrandom** · 8th July 2009, 19:56

Originally Posted by MsKABC

A master baiter alright.

He doesn't need to master bait with your mouth wrapped so firmly around his, er, hook.

**u4ea** · 8th July 2009, 21:18

Originally Posted by Duke girl

So does that also mean woman who use knives are dangerous as well.

Im better with throwing tomatoes

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

I would definately be interested in learning how to drive a bike.

Originally Posted by skidMark

Chick is more likely to report a lowside etc, usually less mechanical knowledge etc... (not meant to offend) so they report all accidents... most gys i know have a lowside... and are like... screw it, spraycan, it's all good!

Skiddy you never offend!

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

my panties aint in a bunch, they're still wrapped around the mrs fanny
i'm havin a great time with this one, chuckle

Your not a good fibber .. get her panties off yur head

I ride my bike

like I play pool..sometimes it is just about the fun of it and not about point scoring. Might win some , might lose some..and I know I need more practice at pool..

**Mr Merde** · 8th July 2009, 21:32

Originally Posted by jrandom

The very finest trolls are always those that reflect the troller's own actual opinion and that make demonstrably correct assertions.

We are in the presence of a master.

I could have told you that, I've know III for 50 years and he learnt from a master, his dad.

Taught from an early age that people take themselves too seriously most of the time and the best way to make them stop and think was to expouse the opposite to their beliefs.

I remember watching III's father sit patiently through a long tirade from a group of Mormon missionairies that knocked on his door.

All this with the agreement that if he listened to them first they would listen to him afterwards.

When these very religious persons were finished, III's dad bought out a book on "Devil Worship" and proceeded to lecture them on the benifits. They left very quickly and never came back.

III's dad btw was a very staunch Catholic.

There is nothing quite so satisfying to III's family as a good discussion and someone always had to take the opposite view.

The idea being that how could you in all honesty take a stand for something unless you understood the other side to the discussion. Isnt this the principle behind a good debating session. There must be two sides to an argument and someone must talk for them both.

**Lilly2w** · 8th July 2009, 21:48

it's their feathery little Fingers, bad clutch control.

**gatch** · 8th July 2009, 23:00

With trolling skills like this you should run a charter service..

**Chrislost** · 9th July 2009, 18:27

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

Survival skills? Hell ladies, it looks like you all need lessons!

From Lula's link http://www.motorcycletrader.co.nz/Vi...Night/837.aspx

Of 110,000 registered bikes in NZ, 11% are owned by women.
Of that 11%, 26% are riding bikes over 750cc.
Women riders make up only 17% of all Motorcycle crashes.

So let me extrapolate: Only 11% of bike riders are chicks yet they have 17% of the accidents.

There are therefore 97,900 blokes on bikes, 12,100 chicks and an indeterminate number of transvestites, 5th sex's etc.

lets divide that down to an even 1000 overall by % to make the numbers easier to fathom. 110,000/110=1000

97900/110=890 blokes
12100/110=110 chicks

If there were say 1000 bike accidents per year amongst the total, then 830 of them would be by guys and 170 by chicks.

830/890=0.93258 accidents per bloke rider

170/110=1.545 accident per chick rider

On that basis, chicks are almost 70% MORE likely to have an accident than blokes

The obvious point therefore is that blokes are better riders

Thanks for that raw data Lula..........................chuckle

Lets continue a bit:

Off and on for a fair while, many of the bikes I rode were registered to my wife. I rode them much more than she did. She NEVER ever bloody ever rode my bikes (vertically challenged). Even when I almost never rode her bike/s, I always rode at least 5x as many km's per year on my own bike/s.

If that is a trend in the community (chicks owning bikes ridden by men and men riding more km's per annum), then the 11% who are chicks actually ride significantly fewer road miles than blokes and, on an accident per kilometre ridden statistical scale: chicks are WAY more likely to have an accident than blokes.

Any of you floosies need some lessons? I'm quite cheap ya know.

aparently guys can't multi-task...

aparently girls can and do...

bikes take 100% of your attention to ride without fucking up...

**idleidolidyll** · 10th July 2009, 06:37

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

III's dad btw was a very staunch Catholic.

Nope, in fact if it wasn't for the old man saying his kids had gotten enough bloody religion when I was about 10, I might be as brainwashed as all the other subscribers to the madness and control of organised religion. He may have had his own faith but he certainly wasn't a rabid or staunch kaffalik.

That's one of his greatest gifts to me; the strength and ability to stand up and say that belief in religion as espoused by the Kaffaliks etc is bogus and destructive.