Statistics say Chicks on bikes are bloody dangerous!

**NZsarge** · 13th July 2009, 13:45

Originally Posted by Owl

The "Flying W" is always awesome when it's someone else!

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I thought I was going to get some, but then I remembered that my wife was on the back so I ducked.

Must spread rep around before... blah blah.

**Mr Merde** · 13th July 2009, 15:20

Originally Posted by Bass

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BTW having read this whole thread, I can't help but wonder if your arms aren't brown right up to the shoulders.

I seem to remember somewhere in this thread he admitted it was a complete wind up. This little overlooked fact seems to have escaped a number of those who have subsequently posted replies.

I get the distinct impression that III is the person most likely on this board to provoke a shitstorm of replies.

I reckon there is a lot of KB'ers out there just waiting for him to post something so they can start thumping their chests, engage in pissing contests and pumping up their egos.

Not that I am complaining. Its extremely entertaining.

**pritch** · 13th July 2009, 15:24

The OP looked sort of interesting. (There is a lower theshold of interest in work time...) I couldn't be bothered with the naf colours however.

**Bass** · 14th July 2009, 08:27

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

I get the distinct impression that III is the person most likely on this board to provoke a shitstorm of replies.

Not that I am complaining. Its extremely entertaining.

Poking the monkeys with a long stick, eh?
He's quite good at it and as Jrandom pointed out, the best stick is one that has just enough factual content to sound plausible and so trigger "Defence Mode".

**The Pastor** · 14th July 2009, 11:23

I bet a large % of the women who crash are asian

**idleidolidyll** · 14th July 2009, 19:46

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

I seem to remember somewhere in this thread he admitted it was a complete wind up. This little overlooked fact seems to have escaped a number of those who have subsequently posted replies.

I get the distinct impression that III is the person most likely on this board to provoke a shitstorm of replies.

I reckon there is a lot of KB'ers out there just waiting for him to post something so they can start thumping their chests, engage in pissing contests and pumping up their egos.

Not that I am complaining. Its extremely entertaining.

i've pissed over the great wall of china and the arch de froggyland, i've pissed on dumb amerikans and fascist tossers, i've pissed so fuckin high jesus had to look up to see it curve down again: i always welcome a challenge

girls are crashers, even my wife admits blokes are just better riders and some here know how hard it is for her to EVER admit i'm right

who's next?

**idleidolidyll** · 14th July 2009, 19:47

Originally Posted by renegade master

I bet a large % of the women who crash are asian

i bet most of the women who crash have no balls................

**idleidolidyll** · 14th July 2009, 19:48

yes, MOST but not all..........

**The Pastor** · 14th July 2009, 20:10

these statistics are probably why there are NO hot sane biker chicks. Jrandoms touched on this before. Hot chicks simply just cant ride bikes, they crash and die, leaving only the manly chicks around (they have to be manly as men dont crash)

**Lula** · 15th July 2009, 21:14

83 percent of all injured motorcyclists, and 90 percent of motorcyclist deaths, are males.
Source: Ministry of Transport, Motorcycle Crash Factsheet 2008

**mstriumph** · 15th July 2009, 21:28

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

all my races are in the past lady, .............................

besides, i'm a fat balding grandad with a damaged spine (mountainbike accident) and i ride a gutless 60hp chook chaser:.....................

however, you can come around and look at my cups ..................

will you have finished crying into them by the time she gets there??

(sorry - couldn't resist it ........... carry on!)