Little Nudey on the way...

**sinfull** · 8th July 2009, 10:25

Good stuff mate !! All the best to ya good lady and the lil bump !!!

**Edbear** · 8th July 2009, 11:32

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

Thanks for that

It was just so unexpected. .....

LOL!!!! Expect the unexpected...

A natural consequence of "unprotected sex", is, wait for it.... BABIES!!!!

Actually I know what you mean, our third was a surprise. We gave up trying after two years and started making other plans as it seemed it wasn't gonna happen... What was that about "famous last words...?"

**nudemetalz** · 8th July 2009, 11:47

We had already had one failed IVF and had been trying for 4 years would you believe before that. We were on the verge of giving up when all of a sudden,...here we are !!!

**SDU** · 8th July 2009, 13:06

Awesome news

congrats

...thats one off expanding the guzzi nuts club

**Swoop** · 8th July 2009, 13:13

Excellent news, Nudies!! Congratulations to you both.

One presumes that when the little one arrives, it will be... nude!

**nudemetalz** · 8th July 2009, 13:17

ha ha,...I'm hoping, although if it comes out wearing a Shoei, I'm not going to be too concerned either....

**martybabe** · 8th July 2009, 13:19

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

We had already had one failed IVF and had been trying for 4 years would you believe before that. We were on the verge of giving up when all of a sudden,...here we are !!!

Oh well, it was just good news till I read that, it's now elevated to bloody marvellous news. Well done both. xx

**Stirts** · 8th July 2009, 13:26

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

We had already had one failed IVF and had been trying for 4 years would you believe before that. We were on the verge of giving up when all of a sudden,...here we are !!!

OH YAYE FOR YOU TWO!! MOST AWESOME!!!

Now, here is some ideas for you to prepare yourself for when bubs arrives.....

To prepare you for how nights will feel, walk around the living room from 5pm to 10pm carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 lb. At 10pm put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep. Get up at 12am and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1am. Put the alarm on for 3 am. As you can't get back to sleep get up at 2am and make a drink. Go to bed at 2:45am. Get up again at 3am when the alarm goes off. Sing songs in the dark until 4am. Put the alarm on for 5am. Get up. Make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years.

Go to the local pharmacy, tip the contents of your wallet on the counter, and tell the pharmacist to help himself. Then go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper. Read it for the last time.

Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems. First buy an octopus and a string bag. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this - all morning.

Hollow out a melon. Make a small hole in the side. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side. Now get a bowl of soggy cereal and attempt to spoon it into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane. Continue until half of the cereal is gone. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor. You are now ready to feed a 12-month old baby.

**crazefox** · 8th July 2009, 20:11

All i can say is PISS UP........(on ya)

**sels1** · 8th July 2009, 20:13

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

So instead of looking at more flashy bits for the V11 or go-faster bits for the bucket-racer, it's looking at strollers and booties and cots and.......

And thats just the beginning, mate