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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth51 View Post
    If I was to be the sculptresses assistant I would never turn up late for work
    Notice how he not only moved the moulding compound back and forth several times like he was strokin' his pet Labrador, but also managed a couple of gentle pats.
    Bet one of those bitches gave him a shag

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    This was on tv and I missed it.

    Bet they will have one next on how to make your hand feel like one of those things. I've heard about them

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    a bit of extra skin just adds to the charactor and makes natures play ground even more fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston001 View Post
    The record sits at a mere 14kg?

    We males have that well beat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    ..... convinced her to go and have a sculpture made and when she saw it....
    Now, I clearly did not watch this ...erm...a sculpture of...what are we talking about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    No, she didn't go through with surgery because the presenter, Lisa Rogers, convinced her to go and have a sculpture made and when she saw it, she realised there was nothing wrong with it in the first place.
    It was her ex's comment that made her doubt herself. Nothing to do with her arse! FFS!

    You clearly must be single.
    Didn't see the doco. But why didn't she just look in the mirror i wonder??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    The record sits at a mere 14kg?

    We males have that well beat.
    Holy Heck!!! Blimey! That's talented!
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    In the course of my job I spend most days looking at mens or womens bits. No, I'm not a gynaecologist OR a prostitute. But anyway, seems to me there is a big variation in mens but most womens look pretty much the same.

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    People have the lights on now?Shit didn't realise they looked like wallpaper all those moulds.Can't say I've seen an ugly cunt,just think what Helen Clarkes' looked like,has to be better than her face surely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.G.W View Post
    Now, I clearly did not watch this ...erm...a sculpture of...what are we talking about?
    An artist took a mould of ladies vulvas and created 'Art'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    People have the lights on now?Shit didn't realise they looked like wallpaper all those moulds.Can't say I've seen an ugly cunt,just think what Helen Clarkes' looked like,has to be better than her face surely.
    Haven't ya got any mirrors there Dude? LOL (Couldn't resist)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    An artist took a mould of ladies vulvas and created 'Art'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc View Post
    This was on tv and I missed it.
    I saw all of 30 seconds of it, that was enough for this gal.

    Sad eh? About the only plastic surgery I would have considered would have been for my kids. If any of them had jug handles (no, not excess vulva flaps, I read that joke) I would have happily paid to have them pinned back.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    An artist took a mould of ladies vulvas and created 'Art'.
    Art. Hmmmmmm. Interesting.... Coffee table discussion item....

    Imagine a calendar....
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    Nonono,

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    A friend of ours was talking about going to her gynacologist.
    She said he must have looked at hers and thought "that is the ugliest fanny I have ever seen"
    She wouldn't let me give an opinion.
    I laughed anyway.
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