Grumpy Old Bastard
An older man approached an attractive younger woman
at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow,
said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, the bitch appears out of nowhere….'
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Trouble ;)
5/10
I didn't quite LOL
Originally Posted by 325rocket
Cold Kiwi
Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!
Grumpy Old Bastard
Best I could find this morning...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Hardcore Biker
Hahahahaha
Cheers for that
Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.
After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.
Hardcore Biker
yeh they get territorial
Thats whats up.
DILLIGAF
And you will get a smack around the back of the head aswell
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
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