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    King Canute returns

    Except this time there's eight of him.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8142825.stm
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Except this time there's eight of him.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8142825.stm
    I think Canute may have had more scientific back up for his theory.

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    I've been there. I've stood down there on Southampton Water and looked at the spot where he parked. It's not a very nice place. He should have tried to stop the tide in Tahiti. It's much nicer there.
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    And we think we have troubles with the Treaty of Waitangi! FFS ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Except this time there's eight of him.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8142825.stm
    Is your mythology up to standard?
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Is your mythology up to standard?
    It's more accurate than this "global warming" crapola.
    Sadly, "King Canute returns" is very apt indeed, Dr Jim2.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Wait for the 1% (an apt biker saying) of KB that will support all this fizzy poo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    It's more accurate than this "global warming" crapola.
    Sadly, "King Canute returns" is very apt indeed, Dr Jim2.
    The point of the myth is that King Canute knowingly used an attempt to command the waves to illustrate his own limitations - i.e. an act of humility.

    I am pretty sure Jim didn't mean to imply that the G8 are humble...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Wait for the 1% (an apt biker saying) of KB that will support all this fizzy poo.
    More an indictment of the other 99%, I'd say.... if that were an accurate number, even for here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    The point of the myth is that King Canute knowingly used an attempt to command the waves to illustrate his own limitations - i.e. an act of humility.
    Yup, he was the archetypal good Cnut, all right.

    Sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    The point of the myth is that King Canute knowingly used an attempt to command the waves to illustrate his own limitations - i.e. an act of humility.

    I am pretty sure Jim didn't mean to imply that the G8 are humble...
    That sounds like a Danish interpretation to me. The Angles pronounced him a silly Cnut.

    It's widely accepted that the whole turn back the tide thing is a myth, designed to make him look good. The local populace thought he'd gone bonkers when he hung his crown on a crucifix and pronounced the "king of kings as more worthy than he".

    There's abunch of arguments about whether or not it actually happened at all, and it may have happened in Sussex or it may have happened on the river near Westminster, or may have in fact been invented to give a leg up to the legend that he was aware of his own humility. Mostly though, no one now believes that Cnut had the self awareness to pronounce himself "humble".

    Neither do those G8 feckers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman View Post
    More an indictment of the other 99%, I'd say.... if that were an accurate number, even for here.
    Every time I see or hear something "green" I do my best to fight back and do something like leaving lights on around the house or throwing all my plastic in the normal rubbish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Every time I see or hear something "green" I do my best to fight back and do something like leaving lights on around the house or throwing all my plastic in the normal rubbish.
    Jeez, are you really that insecure? Or are you just 15 years old?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwalo View Post
    I think Canute may have had more scientific back up for his theory.
    More than this?

    http://www.ipcc.ch/ipccreports/ar4-syr.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Every time I see or hear something "green" I do my best to fight back and do something like leaving lights on around the house or throwing all my plastic in the normal rubbish.
    Quote Originally Posted by rainman View Post
    Jeez, are you really that insecure? Or are you just 15 years old?
    It impresses the rubbish men, though. "Look at all this recyclable stuff in the rubbish bag. That must be Finn, the rebel without a clue."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman View Post
    Jeez, are you really that insecure? Or are you just 15 years old?
    Glug, glug, glug.

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