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  1. 9th August 2009, 20:12 #1
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    It wasn't me...

    it was the cat.
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/di...wnloading-porn
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    Who could he blame if he didn't have the cat?
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    None of our four cats manage to download any decent porn....
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Surely a cat would be downloading beastiality pron?
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    That's one dirty pussy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Surely a cat would be downloading beastiality pron?
    But is it truly beastiality if it's a cat watching it?
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    Maybe the cat will come up with the bail money also.
    Thats whats up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ready4whatever View Post
    Maybe the cat will come up with the bail money also.
    Or sue his ass for blaming on him.
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    Case close the cat is neutered,getting his own back on the owner sending him to the vets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    But is it truly beastiality if it's a cat watching it?
    Depends upon what the cat is fucking I suppose.
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