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  1. 10th May 2013, 06:25 #1
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    The things we do, for the wife

    This morning I spent the best part of 4 hours searching the internet for a low km, the right colour, under 10k...... Suzuki...... Swift.

    I would have much rather spent that time looking at bikes for 10k.

    The things you fo for the wife..... Sigh

    What have you done lately?
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    My generosity ends at buying her a monthly train pass...you know the old maxim of treat 'em mean...?
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    Ever been horse shopping or dog showing ?

    Car sales folk are Saints along side some second hand horse sellers.

    All dog shows are fixed.

    I do this shit once every 5 or 6 years then it takes that long to get over it before I make the mistake of doing it again,,,for the Mrs.

    Supermarkets,,,,,,,,fuck me
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    I just did the dishes, and have got some washing on.

    "I cook, she cleans" works mint aye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I just did the dishes, and have got some washing on.
    Then there will be the ironing to do ......
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Then there will be the ironing to do ......
    My suit shirts are the only thing in this house that get ironed...And I'm happy to pay the dry cleaner to do it.

    There is of course the vacuum to be chased around, but lets not get ahead of ourselves. This Heineken tastes funny, I think I should have another one to further investigate this phenomenon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    This Heineken tastes funny, I think I should have another one to further investigate this phenomenon.
    Are you allowed ... ?? or isn't she home yet .. ??
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Are you allowed ... ?? or isn't she home yet .. ??
    How intuitive. My wife is out for the night as it happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    How intuitive. My wife is out for the night as it happens.
    Making up sex is always good ....
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Gave advice to my daughter on buying her first bike. Got a text from her 40 minutes ago to sayn she's bought it. Just a 50cc scoot but it's brand new and she loves it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Gave advice to my daughter on buying her first bike. Got a text from her 40 minutes ago to sayn she's bought it. Just a 50cc scoot but it's brand new and she loves it!
    Was she heading north or south ... ??
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    I hate Swifts so fucking much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Making up sex ........
    Is that where you hollow out a cucumber, put it in the microwave fo 7 seconds, then put it between the matteress and the base, and root it?
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