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    How could I not bring this to the attention of the KB masses?

    It fair brings tears to the eyes, but a Russian snatches (is that a deliberate pun?) the world's strongest "intimate muscles" crown...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    It fair brings tears to the eyes, but a Russian snatches (is that a deliberate pun?) the world's strongest "intimate muscles" crown...
    The internet is truly an amazing/terrifying place.

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    watching chicks hip thrust ping pong balls to each other is much more entertaining
    It is what it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patch View Post
    watching chicks hip thrust ping pong balls to each other is much more entertaining
    I'd go along with that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patch View Post


    watching chicks hip thrust ping pong balls to each other is much more entertaining
    That's not very hygienic.


    I'd be worried if that Russian super vagina woman was near my Christmas Tree - I have some old glass decorations she might fancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    That's not very hygienic.


    I'd be worried if that Russian super vagina woman was near my Christmas Tree - I have some old glass decorations she might fancy.
    And that thought made me wince... Those things crushed into shards pretty easily...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patch View Post


    watching chicks hip thrust ping pong balls to each other is much more entertaining
    I saw a movie once where this Asian chick made them fly out her rear end across the room. For the life of me I can't think what the name of the movie is, but I sure remember that scene. I think it scarred me for life.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    When he said Christmas tree, for some reason I wasn't thinking about pine trees and colours glass balls.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I saw a movie once where this Asian chick made them fly out her rear end across the room. For the life of me I can't think what the name of the movie is, but I sure remember that scene. I think it scarred me for life.
    There was a scene something like that in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

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    Also in the "Alie G" movie as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    When he said Christmas tree, for some reason I wasn't thinking about pine trees and colours glass balls.
    Thank god I wasn't the only one.....
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Russian bride anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonbiker View Post
    Russian bride anyone?
    Please
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Please
    Yeah !! But she can only accommidate a 14 kg slab of meat, hehehe, i better put the old fella on a diet !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Yeah !! But she can only accommidate a 14 kg slab of meat, hehehe, i better put the old fella on a diet !!!
    She can rip a but. Not my problem
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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