Vaginal surgery

**SixPackBack** · 8th July 2009, 07:38

Who watched the documentary on one last night?.........close up of surgery on a young ladies labia

..............had me squirming in my seat. The Doctor cut a sizable portion from her lips all in the name of fashion......it looked extremely painful. When she came to get the stitches out her pussy it looked like a mince pack from foodtown.
The documentary had me scratching my head, with the exception of one image of a grossly misshapen labia, all of the women looked normal.
Why do women feel the need to have vaginal surgery?

**hayd3n** · 8th July 2009, 07:45

they are afraid when a male goes down town, that he dosent want to eat a taco

**NDORFN** · 8th July 2009, 07:50

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Who watched the documentary on one last night?.........close up of surgery on a young ladies labia

..............had me squirming in my seat. The Doctor cut a sizable portion from her lips all in the name of fashion......it looked extremely painful. When she came to get the stitches out her pussy it looked like a mince pack from foodtown.
The documentary had me scratching my head, with the exception of one image of a grossly misshapen labia, all of the women looked normal.
Why do women feel the need to have vaginal surgery?

Idiots huh? Personally, I'm more about aroma than visual aesthtetics. I'll bet you anything you like that it's just another case of women trying to compete with each other in complete and utter ignorance of the opinions of thier actual audience (men). Idiots.

**Mom** · 8th July 2009, 07:53

If you were squirming in your seat, imagine what I might have been doing. I actually walked in on a nice shot of what had been cut off

I kept right on walking through the lounge.

**CookMySock** · 8th July 2009, 08:04

6 months down the track it would have looked spiffing. Nothing quite like a taut breathlessly-smooth little twot. Mmmm, I could work one of them all day. Line starts over there...

edit: ok, two.

Steve

**Trudes** · 8th July 2009, 08:06

I thought you said you were squirting in your seat!!

Anyway, I can't see the need, I'm pretty sure mine's fine and there's only two people apart from myself that see it on a regular basis, and I don't think either of them really give a shit what it looks like either. Now if I was a porn star or a Penthouse model and my flaps were looking a little worse for wear then maybe and I could claim it as a business expense or something.... but they'd have to be pretty 'fucked' for that even I reckon.

**kiwifruit** · 8th July 2009, 08:17

Yeah, i'm happy with mine too.

**Mully** · 8th July 2009, 08:46

What channel was that on? I'm quite glad I missed it by the sounds of things.

Was it an op to get the sand out?

**Stirts** · 8th July 2009, 11:03

Originally Posted by NDORFN

I'll bet you anything you like that it's just another case of women trying to compete with each other in complete and utter ignorance of the opinions of thier actual audience (men). Idiots.

Yeah cos we whip our fanny flaps out and show each other all the time to see who has the hottest lips. Although in the programme that is exactly what happens

Lisa Rogers was hilarious and farken courageous when she found herself having a conversation with her 'froufrou', in front of a sex therapist and co!

As she said.....
"I don't want to come out of this as some militant man-hater, in fact I really don't think men are the problem. It's consumer society's use of the perfect image to sell us everything.
"If your boobs are perky and big you'll be happy, if your hair is long and blonde you'll be cool, if your vulva is small and pink you'll be attractive." It's the ultimate sales pitch - complete bullshit, but as a society, we've fallen for it. Stupid us"!!!

I am STILL larfing my arse off though. I especially enjoyed the look of the news readers face when he said "Back with more news after The Perfect Vagina"

**Beemer** · 8th July 2009, 11:05

Thankfully we had friends around for dinner so I didn't get to watch it! I can't understand the desire to mess around with your bits - honestly, I doubt many guys would be shagging a woman and suddenly stop and go "oh my god, your fanny is really ugly/baggy/etc". And trust me, any man who did, would probably deserve a kick in the balls!

Even though I wouldn't do it myself, I can understand getting your boobs made bigger or your long nose tweaked, but unnecessary surgery down there? Thanks, but no thanks!

**Naki Rat** · 8th July 2009, 11:07

A lady walks into the Gynecologist office and says, "I have a problem. I have extremely big pussy lips. I'd like to get an operation but don't tell anyone because I am embarrassed about my problem."

The doctor agrees and gives her the operation.

The next day while sitting in the recovery room, she gets three roses delivered.

She runs to her doctor and says, "Doctor I thought I told you not to tell anyone. Who sent me these roses?"

The doctor replies, "The first one is from me because I felt sorry about your problem. The second is from the nurse who had the same problem you had. The third one is from the guy upstairs in the burns unit thanking you for his new ears!"

**Goblin** · 8th July 2009, 11:08

Originally Posted by NDORFN

Idiots huh? Personally, I'm more about aroma than visual aesthtetics. I'll bet you anything you like that it's just another case of women trying to compete with each other in complete and utter ignorance of the opinions of thier actual audience (men). Idiots.

The young lady in the doco had had men ridicule her labia. So she was not trying to "compete" with other women. Idiot!

Now last week was the Perfect Penis...talk about competing! You blokes can keep ya competition.

**Blackshear** · 8th July 2009, 11:23

I think I unfortunately managed to watch about 2 second of it before my head blew up, and a bone fragment changed the channel.

**oldrider** · 8th July 2009, 11:28

All I could think of was OUCH!

Crazy women, as long as they work who cares what they look like!

Did you notice the blond with a sea shell tattooed on her inner thigh?

She said if you put your ear to it, you could smell the sea!!