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Thread: Don't know your shoe size sir, No probs, how big's your willy.

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    Don't know your shoe size sir, No probs, how big's your willy.

    Be careful what you look for on the interweb, you might not like what you find

    I was genuinely looking for a conversion table to order some boots off trade me an I landed on this silliness.

    What do ya think guys accurate or not,Ladies has he been fibbing to you all these years? I gotta say it was spot on with me, I take size 13 UK.



    http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html
    Oh bugger

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    I'd wish! (Although my woman might not share the sentiment)

    They should expand and provide volumetric measures.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    They should expand and provide volumetric measures.
    Yeh. Length is one thing, volume/circumference is another...

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    Its a load of crock!


    You guys all want to think you've got the biggest and best - get back to the real world - us chicks don't really care - its about how you use it LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I'd wish! (Although my woman might not share the sentiment)

    They should expand and provide volumetric measures.
    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Yeh. Length is one thing, volume/circumference is another...

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    er, lets stay off that subject eh, long and thin for the win, good were all agreed then.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    its about how you use it LOL
    You don't wanna know how I use mine, no really you don't but as a clue, were rather short of tea spoons and coffee is served tepid in our house.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    Be careful what you look for on the interweb, you might not like what you find

    I was genuinely looking for a conversion table to order some boots off trade me an I landed on this silliness.

    What do ya think guys accurate or not,Ladies has he been fibbing to you all these years? I gotta say it was spot on with me, I take size 13 UK.



    http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html
    Damn! If my willie was a fish it would be thrown back!

    Gives new meaning to the term "Too big for your boots" doesn't it!

    I suppose I can blame the war years (WW2) for the shortage of materials at the time.

    Guess that's where sayings like it's not the size that gathers the flies it's the....no no that relates to women!

    Oh well crying in my beer wont help anything!

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    Wellllll...according to that, I should take size 13 shoes...
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    Short and thick does the trick

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    Well I have just showed this to my missus and she gave me the usual pervy boys and their toys routine and then said "It's not the length that matters, it's the girth".

    A new conversion chart please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    Well I have just showed this to my missus and she gave me the usual pervy boys and their toys routine and then said "It's not the length that matters, it's the girth".

    A new conversion chart please!
    Well, if it's long and skinny I suppose you can always fold it on the middle and get a double up on cross-section...

    How I hear you ask - and the answer is that either ducttape or cableties should be adequate.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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