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    Lightbulb Showering

    What do you wash first in the shower?

    What was the last thing the previous person washed in the shower?

    Do you wash arse then legs (smearing arse all down your legs)?

    Or do you wash legs then arse, letting the arse juice run down washed legs?


    All important things to consider when showering....!

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    Save money and water. Don't shower! My workmates looove it...
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    Work from the top down to the feet.
    (And it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like!)
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    Head to toe normally.

    With special attention given to the middle.

    Doesn't matter. As lnog has I have my music on and I'm singing

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    What's it got to do with you?
    Are you worried you're an AblutionalNoncomformist? A WateryDeviant even?

    I'm not going to tell you what happens in my shower. I could tell you that two of TheMutantSpawn who use the other shower (no, not the one in the basement - the one that is the EvilTwin of the one in our ensuite) don't know how to shower, despite being told repeatedly. Their version of showering involves standing under the running water for 10 minutes.
    That's it.
    Just standing there.



    Grrrrr, and all that.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    You must be bored...so must I for reading this load of old Codswallop.


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    I have a bath once a year ... whether I need it or not!

    But showering? Meh, I get a complete drubbing everytime I am out riding the bike in the rain, even get it several times in one day! I think my record is becoming wet and dry four times in one pootle!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    What do you wash first in the shower?

    What was the last thing the previous person washed in the shower?

    Do you wash arse then legs (smearing arse all down your legs)?

    Or do you wash legs then arse, letting the arse juice run down washed legs?


    All important things to consider when showering....!
    FFS....Asking Q's like that you could almost stand for parliment.

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    Do you defy gravity and shower toe to head or do you hang upsidedown when showering and go toe to head?

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    Showers are for pussies, i just ride in the rain.


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    You might find fecal spores under my armpits

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    I shave first.

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    I wash the soap first. Most likely it washed somebody else's arse last.

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    OMG - how come someone can find it interesting to know how you wash. Who really gives a @#*!

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