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  1. 16th July 2009, 12:31 #1
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    Black Forest

    I was in line at the bakery this morning, getting lunch...

    The woman in front of me (hot!) said to the dude on the counter..."I've got a black forest!"...

    I nearly said "Hey! Shit! Can I have a look? I like eating black forest!"

    But I thought better of it. After all, she did have an umbrella with her...
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  2. 16th July 2009, 12:42 #2
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    Was she blonde on top?
    (hate it when the carpet doesn't match the drapes)
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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Was she blonde on top?
    (hate it when the carpet doesn't match the drapes)
    Nah - it all matched..! (assuming she was telling the truth...)
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  4. 17th July 2009, 15:42 #4
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    Forest.. Gross..

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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.
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  5. 17th July 2009, 16:45 #5
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    She could've been an airliner Blonde - Blonde hair but still has a black box.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    She could've been an airliner Blonde - Blonde hair but still has a black box.....
    the only blonde i met was blonde downstairs too
    black and white................ strange
    bit like a pig dog
    And that is the honest truth your honour..
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    Nowdays it will be blonde and bald 80% of time,who says guys only enjoy porn,how else would ladies know bald is in vogue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Was she blonde on top?
    (hate it when the carpet doesn't match the drapes)
    Just hope it doesnt match in legth as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparky.scott View Post
    Just hope it doesnt match in legth as well
    shagpile carpet was more of a seventies trend
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