You realise of course, that there is no such thing as a twisted testicle.Originally Posted by Fatt Max
It's so the doc got to see you hold another mans' cock.Yum.
LOL
Steve
Double shot!!
You realise of course, that there is no such thing as a twisted testicle.
It's so the doc got to see you hold another mans' cock.
LOL
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
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not quite jelling with the 'yum' on the end there, dude
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That may be the case mate, but the way this guy was screaming I was positive he was not feeling the after affects of a good blow-n-swallow from that chick out of the Transformers movie. This guy had done some damage....You realise of course, that there is no such thing as a twisted testicle.
It's so the doc got to see you hold another mans' cock.
LOL
Steve
But now you mention it, the doctor did look a bit like David Bain, and why the video camera......
OWNED!
Are you telling us something with that "Yum"...mmmm...how's ya closetYou realise of course, that there is no such thing as a twisted testicle.
It's so the doc got to see you hold another mans' cock.
LOL
Steve
Double shot!!
Nah I was just saying what you KNOW thats what he was thinking.
Don't you wonder about your doctor? LOL
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
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I worked with a dentist who did this. We were in the middle of surgery and he stood up and twisted to the right to get something...then he squeeled like a little girl, went pale and collapsed on the floor. We had to get the ambos to come get him...thankfully I didn't have to handle his disco stick...let's just say I wouldn't have been terribly gentle - the guy was a shithead...couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Quite serious this twisted sack thing. BTW it's not the ball that gets twisted DB it's the tubes that carry the sperm attached to the ball that get twisted. Apparently if left too long (which is apparently not that long at all) you can end up losing one of your balls!
Glad I don't have knackers - I hear that when you jump off things and don't spread your legs apart enough they clang together and there is painsilly dangly bits getting in the way all the time - you boys are welcome to them
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That's not what you told me!!
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Shhhhhhh bitch or I'll tell them about your....That's not what you told me!!
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B A N A N A ' S?Shhhhhhh bitch or I'll tell them about your....
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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B A N A N A ' S?
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Na - not me. ha ha ha ha
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STOP PRESS.....STOP PRESS....STOP PRESS
Mrs Max has just pointed out that I must be a tad on the poofy side, because:
a) I have touched another man's willy, and
b) I spend at least 2 hours a day sitting on an Intruder
Funny though, she didnt mention the bit about liking it up the arse after a few Vodka's.....
Moving on....
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Haven't touched another mans "willy" as such, but I did wrestle as a youngster, thankfully never found myself in this position
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That's what he told you or...? You never know, now do you...
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Jam and tarts....
Not really a willy touching type, though I have had a finger up the botty on a few occasions, checking my something or rather nerve things. I reckon they just wanted to know if all the honda talk is true. It is...
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