Need dumb job ideas

**marty** · 17th July 2009, 17:49

Biscuit designer at Arnotts. I designed the Squiggle you know, after spilling mustard and tomato sauce on a toffee pop one day

**marty** · 17th July 2009, 17:55

Pilot......

**ynot slow** · 17th July 2009, 19:54

Coleslaw dressing input for KFC.

**Karl08** · 17th July 2009, 20:51

I put the dimples in Golf Balls

I wrap fruit burst for Pascalls

I put the funk in funky

I teach old dogs new tricks

I put the man in manly

I test make up on animals, and they look wonderful!

**Fiendish Zen** · 17th July 2009, 23:16

I've always liked the oldies:

'Left-handled screwdriver salesman'

'Skyhook installer'

'Tartan paint mixer'

also

'Dyson hoover bag designer'

**c4.** · 18th July 2009, 12:40

I hunt Cougars

**Dean** · 18th July 2009, 12:45

I take naked pictures of my mum and sell them on trademe

**ready4whatever** · 24th July 2009, 08:21

IM A BIKER RIDER:

1. i have strong fingers
2. i no wen to slow down an speed up
3. i have great stamina and endurance
4. i always wear proper protection
5. i have the fastest "lap" times
6. i no how to work my tools
7. i love getting down and dirty
8. the harder and faster i go the beta
9. i no how to get around a tight an tricky area wit ease
10. i always practice