Need dumb job ideas

[Pedrostt500]

I'm a Mattress tester and bounce calibrations exspert, its a tough Job I tell ya.

[EJK]

I sell sea shells by the seashore. The shells I sell are surely sea shells. So if I sell shells on the seashore, I'm sure I sell sea shore shells.

[Flynn]

Work for Leader brothers as a pilot..... they make soap and i pilot it up in piles

[EJK]

e.g. at a party when someone asks you what you do, you reply:

"Oh, I make sure the spaces between the crossing stripes is correct" and so on.

Oh ok then.... Speak with clear and strong voice...


I Sell SEX!


Who cares? When they are drunk, they will eventually forget about it.