Need dumb job ideas

[Stirts]

Flatulence Analyst
Inhale the “gases” emitted by subjects who have consumed nearly half their weight in baked beans. To find out if a fart can be an accurate symptom of intestinal health.

Being a cashier in the store behind the shooting range.


Beauty Contest Judge, in Chernobyl.

[steelestring]

... adult web master ...
my best friend actually dropped out of uni to do this and still is in the porn industry.

[Brian d marge]

e.g. at a party when someone asks you what you do, you reply:

"Oh, I make sure the spaces between the crossing stripes is correct" and so on.

Ideas?

Ha you do it to !!!!

I use Vacuum cleaner salesman or encyclopaedia salesman

the key point is you MUST appear to be enthusiastic, start of slow and get more and more passionate ( for example the new Dyson turbo flow has a new micro sponge filter that actually scrubs the air clean )


Trust me they will never speak to you again

I did this once in Belamys in Wellington ( long story ) and I was asked by a person who thought I shouldn't have been there ,,,,,She got the vacuum cleaner salesman, I think she was the MP for the Chatams )


If the person is interested in you they wont mind what you do !

Stephen

[slofox]

I tell people I am a drug dealer...it's true - I have a wine shop...


My brother had a good one. He's a GP. When asked what he did he replied "I'm a health beneficiary" (that's true too I guess). The questioner then said "Oh, that's no good. Been sick have you?" To which brother brightly replied, "No not really!". The other person then sidled away as fast as possible...

[gatch]

I light the fires inside the street lights at night..

And on my days off I paint the little red stripes around the top of bowling pins..

I wonder if people would believe, if you were short, and said you sit inside the coke machines and decide whether to accept or reject coins, then pass the can through the slot ?

[MIXONE]

I bend the bananas on a banana boat.
It's true!

[slofox]

I bend the bananas on a banana boat.
It's true!

What do you do with them to make them bend, huh? huh? huh?
Actually don't answer that, I don't wanna know...

[Maha]

My Brother and I own a Cab Company in Auckland, betwen us, we know every street in the greater Auckland area.

You will get a question like, ''oh yeah, well wheres Godfrey st''??

You say...''ah, thats one my Brother knows''....

[mikeey01]

You know those shiny things in the centre of the road, cats eyes?
Well I clean those!

[Lorax]

"look through the books at the library and if there are any with pages with the corner folded, well, I, um, pretty much, undfold em."

Extreme deep sea diamond miner.

Disabled toilet usage monitor.

[MattRSK]

I put the stickers on to the apples!

[vindy500]

I change the traffic lights

[Jantar]

I pass water.

[marty]

I'm an artist for the government.























Drawing the dole...

[marty]

Dolphin Trainer at Seaworld. I'm over here with Massey University at the moment looking for fresh dolphins. I'm off to Cook Straight tomorrow - the small ones in the Straight are the best and easiest to train.