People & Stupidity!

[Number One]

Do you like my new perm?

YOU IS SEXY BIARCH!!

[CookMySock]

It was obviously important as she was smacking her steering wheel while going all red in the face while she was screaming and pointing at me. [....] PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.

Maybe thats what she was asking you for?

Steve

[sinfull]

I am ULTRA sensitive about the stupidity of other road users at the moment as someone close to me could have been killed by a careless driver not so long ago. They were lucky but it really makes you realise what can actually happen. We are very vulnerable on the road.

Funny thing is, is that when they were tailgating me I had assumed that they were male.

Superman and the girl wonder, no wait thats batman but batman cant fly whereas your man can, so then you guys must be unique, i know we'll call you's Kin-evil and hell's angle ! Now, you did miss the invisible man out of your story, he would have been sitting in the drivers seat under the blushing one, as she was getting off (obviously) and you just misstook the screams of extacy and slamming of steering wheels for a simple old gush on the pedals !!!
So when ya rock in to her work on monday, just ask her "was he good ?"

[Ms Piggy]

Or that I am on my way there but wanted to let them know first... Depending on the reaction.

Oooooo, I have subscribed to this thread!

Actually last night when I was riding home at about 7:30pm there was a foolio with a personalised plate doing a bit of stupid passing etc, etc. I did think about *555 them when I got home but there's not a lot of point really.

Your tack is much better!

Edit: actually 1 of my friends was telling that a few weeks back on the MW her and dad (in his work van) witnessed a vehicle change lanes to a "gap" (not) in between 2 motorcyclists, the driver apparently clipped the rear wheel of the front rider!!! The rider managed to stay upright but apparently was all over the dumb-arsed driver. That would be terrifying! I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have had the skills to not be knocked off my bike.

[davebullet]

LOL I love these kind of stories... go for the throat I hate tailgaters even if she is the bosses wife... !!!!

Hopefully it might have been the boss' mistress.... would make it even more fun!

It's like the woman who shunted / tapped me at the lights many months ago. 99% of what is pissing them off has already been caused by someone else and you just end up being the steam vent.

[Ms Piggy]

Wait...this ones better and Trudes will like it too

Bah hah hah! I lik dat 1 too, itz ma favz!

[Drew]

99% of what is pissing them off has already been caused by someone else and you just end up being the steam vent.

Not sure if that's the case. A lot of car drivers are constantly pissed off, by the bike riders that duck and weave, and generally make c#*ts of themselves through traffic.

There's no excuse for them tail gaiting, or otherwise endangering people, but those who have nothing to do with bikers, tend to view us all the same.

[shafty]

Good for you Str8!!!! - Take a camera!!

I once phoned a company whose Ute had pulled out of a side road in front of my furniture truck then proceeded down the highway at 70 km/hr, "tell your driver the next time he tries that, I won't brake violently, I'll accelerate" (Add your own expletives according to taste)

[Drew]

(Add your own expletives according to taste)

I tried, but the sentence lost all meaning, and was two paragraphs long.

[shafty]

I tried, but the sentence lost all meaning, and was two paragraphs long.

ROFLOA - bling sent

[firefighter]

Name and shame or it was all a waste of time....

Dave

I agree, and we can all do the same to her! She'll have all sorts of motorcyclists giving her shit from all over the place!

Your average car driver is lucky to SEE a motorcycle.

If they do see one, they don't know the difference in a VN1500 and a GN125, or care, and you won't be picked on just because you ride a small capacity machine.

I dunno, I reacon a big dirty Harley is going to get less shit than a little 125!!!

[Pixie]

I was going up the Southern motorway yesterday.Usual thing - the wankers were all in the right lane doing 80 km/hr.I'm in the left lane doing 105.
As I approach a slower car in the left lane,I indicate to move right,slow and match speed with the right lane traffic,adjacent to a three car long gap.
I wait another five seconds (a total of more than 15 ) so that there is now doubt about my intentions.
Of course the driver of the car to the rear of the gap has revealed himself to be a c*nt and has accelerated to close the gap.
I change lanes - he tries to press the point and just about drives up the WRB before he backs off.

[gatch]

PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.

I'll take one for the team, its always better with some fire in the furnace..

[Foxzee]

Hey Chicky....

Did you pay her the visit....do tell???

[ducatilover]

I really just want to ask what she was yelling at me and why. If I had have stopped for any reason she would have squashed me she was that close!

When I changed lanes she came right up next to me and started screaming. She had wound her window down but I couldnt hear her! It was obviously important as she was smacking her steering wheel while going all red in the face while she was screaming and pointing at me. She was physcho enough for me to filter through traffic travelling at the speed limit to get away from her. PHYSCHO obviously needs a root.

Did you ever stop to think that perhaps said bimbo was jealous of you bottom end shape and/or proportions?