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Thread: Police arrest biker for riding with no… arms!

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    thats BS if the bike was specially modified he shouldnt have of been arrested

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    He is my hero- no arms but in da wind man- we should all be humbled no shit

    Lets all sponsor this poor cunt a new life in NZ- "Bikathon" live to you here on KB forums- anyone?
    Just ride.

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    Dear God, how does he stroke his Gremlin?

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    I wonder if he's ever thought of joining the Army?

    He really needs to get to the second hand shop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob View Post
    His parents gave him to a circus .....

    WTF?

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    far out thats crazy

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    Isn't he the poor bugger that entered a wanking contest and didn't come anywhere?

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    There was a guy at school in the 80's that rode his bike in a similar fashion, he had no arms and a long bar and brace that sat over his shoulders. I always wondered if he'd tried gettin a motorbike setup.

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    Wow and here is the picture to prove this story :


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    when he saw the cops he shoulda just legged it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    when he saw the cops he shoulda just legged it
    Good thing they didn't breathalise him ! Might have found him to be legless as well !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob View Post
    he began running the specially modified bike as a taxi service.
    LMFAO
    You couldn't pay me to get on the back with him riding. You'd have to be one brave SOB.

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    OK so the jokes on here where bloody funny!

    But why actually right the ticket, they say it was safe, why not just let it go! Trouble for troubles sake, Sounds like NZ! LOL!!

    PS like to see his post in the counter steering thread!!
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    At least he wasn't legless drunk, he should have just flipped the bird and done a runner...

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