Sick, sick, sick, you sick puppy.
Talking of sick puppys, this vid was one of those recommended things from that Blue Monkey vid... classic morning TV
Po ta toes
Sick, sick, sick, you sick puppy.
Talking of sick puppys, this vid was one of those recommended things from that Blue Monkey vid... classic morning TV
Forum whore
It's true...keeps it taught. That's why Joan Collins has a neck like a manky old turkey....obviously never received enough pearl necklaces.Originally Posted by Trudes
L-Plate Rider
never mind the bollox =)
Coal Burning XV Rider!
Get yourself an AloeVera plant.looks like a sort of cacti.
When in need break off a bit and rub the juice into said crack/s.They will stop hurting in minutes and heal much quicker.This works on almost any sort of itch,burn, abrasion, sunburn even, natures little helper.I've a garden full of it.
Every day above ground is a good day!:
Hardcore Biker
Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream is kick ass! It's about $30 but it lasts forever (well maybe not FOREVER!) but I've had mine for about 3 years now, my mum always used to have it. Fucking excellent for dry chapped lips, or to prevent dry lips when riding, itchy bites, cracked heels, hands etc. It's quite greasy, but man it works!!
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Alexei Sayle
Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
Po ta toes
I got myself a HUGE tub of Aqueous Cream from the supermarket, 500ml pot was about $6, and I Love it!! It's made my hands a lot better, and I've taken to rubbing it on other places too, like elbows and knees etc. Thanks for the recommendations!
Dickens Cider
I got myself a HUGE tub of Aqueous Cream from the supermarket, 500ml pot was about $6, and I Love it!! It's made my hands a lot better, and I've taken to rubbing it on other places too, like elbows and knees etc. Thanks for the recommendations!
According to the Urban Dictionary you can make that stuff yourself, and as stated above you already have half the ingredients.......
Aqueeous Cream
A quee
to cum and pee at the same time. Its related to the work queef.
"omg are you excited about seeing epic tommorow?"
"so excited I just peed and came at the same time"!
yes I am bored shitless at work!
No body move... I dropped my brain
L-Plate Rider
every one knows a dry crack needs k-y jelly.
Earl
Po ta toes
Took my carb apart to clean it and cleaned my fuel lines and filter, and before I started I put a pair of the gloves I bought on. What a huge difference! I'm not suffering today with dry cracked hands and my bathroom isn't filthy from washing all the crap off in the sink. The gloves can be used again, so even at $20 for a box of 20 it's not too bad.
Thanks for all the help everyone. Must get me an Aloe Vera plant too.
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