Favourite adverts?

[White trash]

I happen to be from Texas if that's what you mean

Sorry mate, my mistake.

I thought only steers and queers came from Texas?

[Lias]

Would have to be the ones they play late at night. Start out showin some green field and then as you get used to that and relax a little bit some freaky little monster quikly flicks onto the screen screaming at the top of it's lungs. Then text apears askin if you have ever felt more awake. Can't remember what the ad was for though, I would guess it's some kind of energy drink.

This one.. I've had it as a video for like 6 months off the internet, only saw it on NZ tv for the first time a few weeks ago thou.

Uploaded it to my website, feel free to grab a copy but please dont link it too far and wide or it will rape my bandwidth.

http://www.ftaguild.com/advert.mpg

[MrMelon]

Sorry mate, my mistake.

I thought only steers and queers came from Texas?

and you dont look much like a steer to me....

[White trash]

and you dont look much like a steer to me....

Now how did I know you'd be waiting 'round the corner.....

[Waylander]

Rather than sink to your level and make some biting remark about your preferance of male sheep I think I will be the bigger man and remain silent.

[White trash]

Rather than sink to your level and make some biting remark about your preferance of male sheep I think I will be the bigger man and remain silent.

Well there's no point in that son, my preferance ro male sheep is not only well known, it's well documented....

[Motoracer]

Well there's no point in that son, my preferance ro male sheep is not only well known, it's well documented....

Quiet day at work, fella?

[Waylander]

Well there's no point in that son, my preferance (for) male sheep is not only well known, it's well documented....

Touché

[White trash]

I'm so fucken bored.

It's pissing down, no one wants a new bike, I want to go home.

[Waylander]

At least you have (or can borrow if yours doesnt run at the moment due to nasty wind gusts) a working bike to cure that particular need.

[White trash]

Not when it's raining I cant.

They get dirty and some poor bastard has to clean it, I don't clean bikes. That's what girlfriends are for. Oh yeah, and fetching beers from the fridge.

My bike's a box fluffys anyway.

[Waylander]

Oh butch up man. Rain ain't nothin but water.

[Waylander]

This one.. I've had it as a video for like 6 months off the internet, only saw it on NZ tv for the first time a few weeks ago thou.

Uploaded it to my website, feel free to grab a copy but please dont link it too far and wide or it will rape my bandwidth.

http://www.ftaguild.com/advert.mpg

Haha!! Thats the one mate. Glad you found that before others on here started thinking I was crazy.

not that I am or anything...

[vifferman]

I'm so fucken bored.

It's pissing down, no one wants a new bike, I want to go home.

You poor, poor dear!
I feel like that every day, about 3 minutes after I arrive at my cubicle.
Tell you what - hows about we swap jobs? This is the most boring job I've ever had, and I've been stuck here for nigh on six (6!!!) fookin years! Mind you, the first few munce weren't so bad - lots of travel (even if it was only to Perth) and they stuffed up my travel allowance so I was paid $AU70 a day that I was supposed to be paying for food and stuff with.
But only for about 16 weeks ...

Well I didn't bloody well know! It came in handy for buying a new helmet, gloves, and some trinkets to appease the missus...

And I reckon it made up for having to put up with Perth (it's like Hamilton, only full of Aussies and much hotter).

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Is it me or do those late night ads just repeat what they are saying to make you remember?

Is it me or do those late night ads just repeat what they are saying to make you remember?