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Thread: Advice for travelling with a stiffy

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    This use to be a good forum site, lately with the crap thats getting posted, KB is going on a down hill slide
    Why would you ride that long and that gnarly stuff if you don't have to, Its what we do, we love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    This use to be a good forum site, lately with the crap thats getting posted, KB is going on a down hill slide
    There is no way in the world I could imagine a down hill slide with a raging razz on.....ooh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    There is no way in the world I could imagine a down hill slide with a raging razz on.....ooh
    .........
    Why would you ride that long and that gnarly stuff if you don't have to, Its what we do, we love it.
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    I have the opposite problem. Must be something to do with the seat or sum-such but after half an hour in the saddle I often hop off with numb nether regions. Riding with a hard-on? Hah ... try walking with a numb-on. It's the most deliciously awful feeling.
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    So, it must be the equivalent of the early morning horn then? The gift for womankind? I'm confused and I'm sure you know what to do with "the magic" Deep down, this is your way of asking for help fixing the dent in your tank isn't it? Sandpaper and bog my friend and, yes, I am still talking about the tank!
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    Quote Originally Posted by owner View Post
    s

    Yeah I did, To get rid of a stiffy you have a wank,
    I meant - he just had one.

    That story is the closest he's been to sex for a year.

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    Hehehehe, for all III's shit stirring about woman riders, at least riding with a third leg is not something we ever have to worry about!!!
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Lucky you were not driving a car into a lamp post.

    The air bag would have been popped before it could save your life.

    What a way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    We were thinking of a different Stiffy when we first read the byline but so think this post is worst!!!
    thanks.....
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    Have a wank before going on a ride.

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    Ahh sounds like a great time for "The Stranger" ....ask him, he'll tell you

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    Buy a freshly baked muffin and stick into that. Keeps it tasty and stops some of the mess.
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    One for you Fatt Max

    Why not mix the two pleasures.....

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