So, are bikers lazy, dirty and unintelligent?

**Fatt Max** · 2nd August 2009, 17:37

Big question I know but I have read a magazine article that a mate from the UK sent over about American biker gangs.

In the article it says that 'bikers are generally lazy, dirty and unintelligent'.

Now, dont know about yous fellas but I have never met a lazy and unintelligent biker, I know a few dirty ones though.

Have any of you lovely people met a biker that fits that most US of A sterotypical description?

**Big Dave** · 2nd August 2009, 17:39

Could you explain what all that means please?

**Fatt Max** · 2nd August 2009, 17:44

Yeah, just wanted to know if anyone out there knows a biker who is lazy, dirty and unintelligent. This particular article pretty much states that anyone who rides a bike is:

(a) a biker, and
(b) Lazy, dirty and unintelligent.

Lets face it, we must keep up with the Americans if we are going to get anywhere in this life, eh....

**Bren** · 2nd August 2009, 18:12

hmmm, let me think...

I am on a benifit at the moment, so I guess I am lazy...

My fingernails have got oil under them...so I guess I am dirty...

My highest edukashin was form 5 so I guess I am unintelligent...

I guess I fit the bill!

**Her_C4** · 2nd August 2009, 18:18

Originally Posted by Bren

hmmm, let me think...

I am on a benifit at the moment, so I guess I am lazy...

My fingernails have got oil under them...so I guess I am dirty...

My highest edukashin was form 5 so I guess I am unintelligent...

I guess I fit the bill!

Yes ok - but are you a current rider of bikes?

**ajturbo** · 2nd August 2009, 18:51

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

In the article it says that 'bikers are generally lazy, dirty and unintelligent'.

duh.... yeah?

**Molly** · 2nd August 2009, 18:53

I'd be lazy if I didn't have a big mortgage and a family to support.

I'd be dirty if my wife didn't keep washing my clothes.

As for unintelligent? Probably. I spent five years in Uni. and wasted it by becoming a teacher instead of the world famous rock guitarist that I'd always wanted to be.... :-(

**Fatt Max** · 2nd August 2009, 19:20

Originally Posted by Molly

As for unintelligent? Probably. I spent five years in Uni. and wasted it by becoming a teacher instead of the world famous rock guitarist that I'd always wanted to be.... :-(

Never give up the dream bro...

I'm writing and recording again after a 10 year lay off, there is always music to play...and guitars go great with piss and bikes, eh.....

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 2nd August 2009, 19:21

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

In the article it says that 'bikers are generally lazy, dirty and unintelligent'.

ummm have you been on KB?

**Big Dave** · 2nd August 2009, 19:32

I still don't get it.

**Molly** · 2nd August 2009, 21:25

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Never give up the dream bro...

I'm writing and recording again after a 10 year lay off, there is always music to play...and guitars go great with piss and bikes, eh.....

Agreed. This is yours truly givin' it bifters on a '76 Les Paul Pro Deluxe (first bit's a bit boring though).

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...34951457506352

And back in the day....

Christ... :-(

**AD345** · 2nd August 2009, 21:30

Originally Posted by Molly

Agreed. This is yours truly givin' it bifters on a '76 Les Paul Pro Deluxe (first bit's a bit boring though).

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...34951457506352

Nice work man!

**Molly** · 2nd August 2009, 21:45

Cheers. Hadn't watched that in a while. Think it's time to unpack the guitars again.

Nothing beats the smell of a warm Marshall...

**Fatt Max** · 2nd August 2009, 21:57

Originally Posted by Molly

Agreed. This is yours truly givin' it bifters on a '76 Les Paul Pro Deluxe (first bit's a bit boring though).

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...34951457506352

Christ... :-(

Good shit mate, love it....