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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Yes, thank goodness. Otherwise she might have ended up in the river and totaled her car.... Wait, shit.

    It's just funny that she's skidded into a river and still talking about what a good driver she is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    And that boils down to exactly what I quoted...

    And no, not doing anything when your car is headed for the river isn't being "a good driver".
    And what is the correct option she should have taken in this situation ???

    The parked car, the lamp post, the child walking down the road, or should she have stepped on the brakes ??? come on what should she have done ????
    Its not the destination that is important its the journey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMemonic View Post
    And what is the correct option she should have taken in this situation ???

    The parked car, the lamp post, the child walking down the road, or should she have stepped on the brakes ??? come on what should she have done ????
    Well, obviously the child. It works for bus drivers, it must work for BMW drivers.....

    Actually, come to think of it, probably hitting the parked car would have been preferable to dunking a car in the drink......
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMemonic View Post
    The parked car, the lamp post, the child walking down the road, or should she have stepped on the brakes ??? come on what should she have done ????
    The old little lady - with diabetes 1 - pushing the pram with her granddaughters baby along the Avon... of course.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Well, obviously the child. It works for bus drivers, it must work for BMW drivers.....
    You are lacking imagination - even when JM isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMemonic View Post
    come on what should she have done ????
    When In doubt, power out!
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    And today - world first drive-through video store in Hamilton...

    Something nefarious is taking place, I wonder if the government is involved.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Another woman!


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    I came across a guy in the Kawarau gorge in a ute with a tandem trailer on.
    He'd hit black ice, spun around 180 and ended up with both the ute and the trailer in the water table upside down and facing the way that he'd come.

    He told be that as soon as he hit the ice he took his hands off the wheel and turned off the ignition.

    Is this right course of action?
    Is this from extra-super-mega-awsome advanced driver training?
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    Jebus those luxury vehicles must have a crap Electronic Stability Program!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Unfortunately most kiwi drivers actually think that they are a "good driver".
    In that respect they're no different than NZ motorcyclists
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Jebus those luxury vehicles must have a crap Electronic Stability Program!
    Either that or he should have concentrated on driving rather than fricking around with the mat in the car while doing the bays - which are notorius for windy, narrow roads above water!
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    Not a good idea to plant your face onto a car - ha ha ha
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    http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/new...car-hits-truck

    Happened right infront of my house. Car was not looking too good.


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    Damn you! Now I have a headache.

    That last one is appalling.

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