MOST annoying thing when on the bike is...

[Stirts]

A stray hair tickling your nose and you just can't get at it.

Thinking you don't need to go wees at a stop, then 10 minutes down the road your bladder suddenly tells you otherwise!!

An itch on your head that doesn't go away, and like a tardo you start scratching your helmet!

Cracking a woodie (Fatt Max) or getting a fluffy seam when your crotch gets wet (Mom)

What are your most annoying things that happen when you're on a bike?

[MIXONE]

Having to go home!

[bucket boy]

when you ride into a bank

[Maha]

A stray hair tickling your nose and you just can't get at it.

Thinking you don't need to go wees at a stop, then 10 minutes down the road your bladder suddenly tells you otherwise!!

An itch on your head that doesn't go away, and like a tardo you start scratching your helmet!

Cracking a woodie (Fatt Max) or getting a fluffy seam when your crotch gets wet (Mom)

What are your most annoying things that happen when you're on a bike?

I dont get the stray hair thing....

Farting is something I cant get away with when Mom is on the back because, I have to levitate and pivot.

[MIXONE]

when you ride into a bank

The bank I go to doesn't even allow you to wear a helmet inside let alone take in the whole bike!

[stify]

A stray hair tickling your nose and you just can't get at it.

oh look, a trim and pick tool...batteries not included

[Boob Johnson]

Getting off

[Stirts]

when you ride into a bank

Kelvy you didn't ride into it.....you body slammed it!!

I dont get the stray hair thing....

Oh.....has Mom got herself a bikini wax?

Farting is something I cant get away with when Mom is on the back because, I have to levitate and pivot.

To get her in the eye aye?

[Mikkel]

My top 3 would probably be, in no particular order:

Grit
Speed limits
Oblivious road users

[Stirts]

oh look, a trim and pick tool...batteries not included

FARK....I had to look at that a few times, for a minute there I thought that was a vibrator and he was into aural. Gives new meaning to fucked in the head!

Getting off

Not much of a wanker then huh?

[mister.koz]

The satin nut-cracker, woke up late for a ride, threw on the leathers on top of the satin boxers you wore to bed the night before, the lack of support means things move and drop down as you blaze through corners then you go to sit down flat again and SNAP left leg goes numb.

Waving to a rider they turn around and try to follow you, as they turn around you notice their patch.. (so glad i have a zx10)

Idiots in (insert Japanese fast-4/6 or V8 cars here) trying to drag you off on the straights and doing 10km/hour on tight corners.

Heading home as the sun is low in the sky with a head wind and the person infront attempts to clean their windscreen for better vision, coating you in a foamy, filthy mess of blinding fluids

[YellowDog]

Agree about Hairs, which are never my own.

But my main annoyance (apart from car drivers who do not indicate until they are actually making the manouevre) is small insects in your helmet!

When I was in the UK if a Mayfly hit your helmet, the squish would 'whiteout your vision'. YUK

[Shaun S]

Sneezing

[mashman]

Getting off

Tantric Motorcycling???

Being so hot that the pubes between yer ass and yer baws get interwoven in yer undies...

[ManDownUnder]

All your wet weather gear on, a good set of twisties, notwhere to safely stop and bloody Herpes flairs up again - that's an itch that doesn't stop giving. And that one time I had crabs too - ba-JEEBUS!