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See, now you've confuzzled me. I don't know what I mean...Originally Posted by Stirts
Or do you mean the other type of wind? The wind that causes you to lift your bum bum off the seat or to the side to let out and then shake the smell down to your boots wind?
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It's a bugger having to lift ya bum offn the seat to get rid of it...must look funny to anyone behind..specially if they are in a car and their windscreen suddenly goes brown...
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runny nose.
Especially when on the way to meet someone, and on a cold day the wind can start dragging it out and the next thing you know you have snot all over your face, so you wipe with with your glove and all you succeed in doing is spreading it everywhere.
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Definately a runny nose, having a breath guard inside your helmet is good for some reasons, but a complete shit when you got to eradicate a stray booger..
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Don't have long enough hair for this problem...
But I do have this problem...
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Being hit by a truck or similar
Black ice
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Ant crawling in ya ear because you were stupid enough to leave ya helmet on the ground
Fuel light coming on
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Yeah, that always annoying.....
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Dang straight...still annoying me 6months later too.
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Well the type of wind that gets me thinking is the self created variety. Of course being a lady I never fart, but I have heard that when you do actually manage to squeeze one out it sits warm in your pants making you think you may have followed through
Or do you mean the other type of wind? The wind that causes you to lift your bum bum off the seat or to the side to let out and then shake the smell down to your boots wind?
You are a real biker if you get off your bike in the winter with a lovely dew drop hanging off the end of your snoze. Trust me it is all cool to wipe it up just before you shake hands
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I think for me though, the thing that really gives me the shits is the stinging bug on the inside of your helmet. If it just crawls around in the periphery of your vision it is very distracting. All you can think about is stopping and getting the thing out without getting stung. Of course you will hav already exhausted all the open visor, turn head options and now are genuinely thinking about what you are going to look like after you get stung beside your eye.
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That stray hair thing...when I take off with visor up, I cant feel it but put visor down and one hair pulls. Visor up...it stops pulling...visor down...it pulls...on and on it goes.
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