MOST annoying thing when on the bike is...

**oldrider** · 24th July 2009, 16:30

Originally Posted by Stirts

A stray hair tickling your nose and you just can't get at it.

Thinking you don't need to go wees at a stop, then 10 minutes down the road your bladder suddenly tells you otherwise!!

An itch on your head that doesn't go away, and like a tardo you start scratching your helmet!

Cracking a woodie (Fatt Max) or getting a fluffy seam when your crotch gets wet (Mom)

What are your most annoying things that happen when you're on a bike?

Bloody hell Stirts, all these things get worse as you get older (except the woodie thing) and you have got so far to go!

All our trips are planned around toilets stops etc now days but at least we are still making the trips!

**wickle** · 24th July 2009, 16:58

Originally Posted by Stirts

Probably just confirmed their thoughts that motorcyclists are a bunch of randy, dodgy buggers trying to get into each others leathers.

your thoughts not mine!

**Maha** · 24th July 2009, 17:10

Originally Posted by oldrider

Bloody hell Stirts, all these things get worse as you get older (except the woodie thing) and you have got so far to go!

All our trips are planned around toilets stops etc now days but at least we are still making the trips!

I gotta stay away from the coffee, on a trip a while ago, I had a rather strong brew at the Taupo Truckstop, half an hour into the next leg I was lookign for a place to stop (rest area) finally found one just in time. I took me the same amount of time to have a piss as it did for the others to have a smoke, it just wouldn't stop!!..

**wickle** · 24th July 2009, 17:17

Originally Posted by Maha

I gotta stay away from the coffee, on a trip a while ago, I had a rather strong brew at the Taupo Truckstop, half an hour into the next leg I was lookign for a place to stop (rest area) finally found one just in time. I took me the same amount of time to have a piss as it did for the others to have a smoke, it just wouldn't stop!!..

must of been a large mug or you got large bladder!

**SpikedPunch** · 24th July 2009, 19:17

Raining so you can't wear goggs, and then a piece of mud flicks up in your eye/contact lens.

**Maha** · 24th July 2009, 19:21

Originally Posted by wickle

must of been a large mug or you got large bladder!

No the large mug was someome else who did something else but I wont go into that on here, had something to do with shit though, maybe MSTRS can enlighten you, oh, and it wasn't him either....

**davebullet** · 24th July 2009, 21:17

I think the worst thing would be vomitting in a full face helmet.

The next worst thing is remembering you forgot to call into the supermarket on the way home.

The last worst thing is getting home and not noticing she had her hair done.

**mossy1200** · 24th July 2009, 21:27

wasp sting on neck followed by it getting stuck in the collar.Multiple strikes.seems like it takes forever to stop and dump off the leathers.

**_STAIN_** · 24th July 2009, 22:04

that little cold trickle, just after it starts raining

**oldrider** · 25th July 2009, 00:08

Actually, trying to do a good fart in your leathers gets a bit tricky!

Too much pressure can be not enough and too much all at the same time!

**Skyryder** · 25th July 2009, 14:40

Originally Posted by oldrider

Actually, trying to do a good fart in your leathers gets a bit tricky!

Too much pressure can be not enough and too much all at the same time!

Yea just wait untill these younguns can't tell the difference.

Skyryder

**Skyryder** · 25th July 2009, 14:41

Originally Posted by davebullet

I think the worst thing would be vomitting in a full face helmet.

The next worst thing is remembering you forgot to call into the supermarket on the way home.

The last worst thing is getting home and not noticing she had her hair done.

Good call............but the worst thing is not getting home at all.

Skyryder

**crazyhorse** · 25th July 2009, 15:23

I get the annoying hair over the face thing - but its got to be when the ride ends - and you have to go home

NOOOOOO - I don't wanna put it away yet, I wanna keep riding and riding and riding