Me too, like all of ten seconds, but then I'm a slow learner.Originally Posted by 2 schmoke
took me a while to get it
Skyryder
Forum whore
Me too, like all of ten seconds, but then I'm a slow learner.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
unless you can prove it.
I once knew a girl named Aileen
She was fit and so pretty, a dream
But in bed she was slow
Till I sung Manilow
Then she wailed and gushed like a stream.
I thank you.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Slower than Ixion
Brilliant.
/too short yada yada
Hayden - Evidence that even the mediocre can achieve great things.
((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))
Hardcore Biker
A husband and his wife were having sex one night... when he says...
"Man you've got a big pussy" "Man you've got a big pussy..."
the wife looks at her husband and says..
"why did you say that twice"
he looks back at her and replies...
"I didn't, it echoed"
after seeing that picture i can now understand why...
bikeless
I told my wife the other day, "I want a little pussy."A husband and his wife were having sex one night... when he says...
"Man you've got a big pussy" "Man you've got a big pussy..."
the wife looks at her husband and says..
"why did you say that twice"
he looks back at her and replies...
"I didn't, it echoed"
after seeing that picture i can now understand why...
She said, "So do I, mine's as big as a house!"
"Billy!!!! Get to the chopper!!!! Run Billy!!!"
"Do it!! Do it now!! Come on kill me!!"
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Hardcore Biker
Someone stole the bollard,
but I am sure that some young matlow will still chuck a rope around the lass.
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and brought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
A man is only as big as the dreams he dares to live
Fenweasal
If it's that good a lubricant perhaps it could replace motor oil. Wonder if it comes in different SAE ratings. Wonder if it's got any colour.
One, two free, floor!
And if it does... would the warming stuf pre-heat an engine?
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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