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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 schmoke
    took me a while to get it
    Me too, like all of ten seconds, but then I'm a slow learner.

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    I once knew a girl named Aileen
    She was fit and so pretty, a dream
    But in bed she was slow
    Till I sung Manilow
    Then she wailed and gushed like a stream.

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    Brilliant.

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    A husband and his wife were having sex one night... when he says...

    "Man you've got a big pussy" "Man you've got a big pussy..."

    the wife looks at her husband and says..

    "why did you say that twice"

    he looks back at her and replies...

    "I didn't, it echoed"





    after seeing that picture i can now understand why...

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    A husband and his wife were having sex one night... when he says...

    "Man you've got a big pussy" "Man you've got a big pussy..."

    the wife looks at her husband and says..

    "why did you say that twice"

    he looks back at her and replies...

    "I didn't, it echoed"





    after seeing that picture i can now understand why...
    I told my wife the other day, "I want a little pussy."
    She said, "So do I, mine's as big as a house!"

    "Billy!!!! Get to the chopper!!!! Run Billy!!!"

    "Do it!! Do it now!! Come on kill me!!"

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    Someone stole the bollard,

    but I am sure that some young matlow will still chuck a rope around the lass.
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    If it's that good a lubricant perhaps it could replace motor oil. Wonder if it comes in different SAE ratings. Wonder if it's got any colour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwalo
    If it's that good a lubricant perhaps it could replace motor oil. Wonder if it comes in different SAE ratings. Wonder if it's got any colour.
    And if it does... would the warming stuf pre-heat an engine?
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