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    Best insult?

    OK some of the guys and girls on this site have a great gift of the language.My question is who has handed out the best insult?
    I don't mean "Suck my cock","Wanker","Get fucked" or any of the simple day to day stuff but something that is both witty and stinging.

    PS.I would love to read something from gijoe but he seems too nice to blag anyone.
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    In my view - its gotta be Headbanger's comment:

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    I don't mean "Suck my cock","Wanker","Get fucked" or any of the simple day to day stuff but something that is both witty and stinging.
    Well I guess that would rule out Katman then
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    The best 'insulter' ever on KB was Winja. Hands down best. No one comes close. I don't think you'll find any of his posts here now though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    OK some of the guys and girls on this site have a great gift of the language.My question is who has handed out the best insult?
    I don't mean "Suck my cock","Wanker","Get fucked" or any of the simple day to day stuff but something that is both witty and stinging.

    PS.I would love to read something from gijoe but he seems too nice to blag anyone.
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    A friend taught me how to swear in Macedonian. I always felt that the best of the insults he provided was the one that translated as "your mother has pussy for two dicks".

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