Best insult?

**balans** · 25th July 2009, 16:23

To a female: "Your C*** stinks"

I've never actually used it though, it's too harsh and I don't fancy my eyes being clawed out.

**Squiggles** · 25th July 2009, 16:55

Winja...

**MIXONE** · 25th July 2009, 17:37

Originally Posted by kave

A friend taught me how to swear in Macedonian. I always felt that the best of the insults he provided was the one that translated as "your mother has pussy for two dicks".

I always liked the old South African one that translates as "You one mother 27 father"

**=cJ=** · 25th July 2009, 17:47

"He is a shiver looking for a spine to go up..."

Some politician used it once upon a time, damned if I can remember who though...

**Virago** · 25th July 2009, 17:52

Paul Keating.

**Subike** · 25th July 2009, 17:59

nose pickin, buttfucking,ball scratching red neck!

**Genestho** · 25th July 2009, 18:08

Sorry - don't keep any insults in mind from posters...so on that note...

.....

I have noticed that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your conversation.

P/T, sorry couldn't resist!!

**ynot slow** · 25th July 2009, 18:40

Used on soccer field after a guy damn near broke my leg and I tackled him legally 60 mins later,"you must be a test tube baby" he said "fuck off why" I said "cause you take after him,you're a wanker too",next minute his mum wanted to get in on it.She didn't like it when I told her "and you are the sperm bank,what do you do when your mouth is full?"

**lb99** · 25th July 2009, 19:52

"kiss my sisters black cats arsehole" try saying that when youre pissed

**DELLORTO** · 25th July 2009, 20:00

ive got one you'll never recover from!!!

GO RIDE A LIFAN YOU MOPED FUCKER

**buffstar** · 25th July 2009, 20:09

Dogcunt motherfuckn asshole - but have to be really angry to use that one - and if im really really mad just add more swear words on the end....can go for ages actually.....

**Laxi** · 25th July 2009, 20:17

the most fucks you can fit in a sentance?
try "fucking fuck the fucking fuckers"

**RC1** · 25th July 2009, 20:25

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

The best 'insulter' ever on KB was Winja. Hands down best. No one comes close. I don't think you'll find any of his posts here now though.

we could always go to the other site hes on and copy and paste

**PrincessBandit** · 25th July 2009, 20:40

Originally Posted by DEATH_INC.

Honda Rider!

Seem to recall "better a sister in a whore house than a brother on a Honda" - heard that one a couple of decades ago.

But, as an aside, I always wonder what it is with insults which actually insult their mother or sister. Why should the women bear the brunt of the insulting remark e.g. son of a bitch, yo' mamma so...., and some of the offerings which have shown up already in this thread. Insult the person themselves if you're going to do it - not their poor old mum!

**hospitalfood** · 25th July 2009, 21:06

i would not cross the road to piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire

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