Best insult?

**Finn** · 26th July 2009, 20:05

Originally Posted by ynot slow

Know a guy who was slightly pissed at Maccas after a stockcar meeting,a dwarf(is this pc)walked into the place,Bruce decided to tell his mate queitly "that's what happens when ya pull out of a root",unfortunately everyone heard it.

The ironic thing about that story is your stockcar mate was more than likely the offspring from his sister. Next time you try to insult short people, try not to involve inbreeds and McDonalds.

**ynot slow** · 26th July 2009, 20:45

Originally Posted by Finn

The ironic thing about that story is your stockcar mate was more than likely the offspring from his sister. Next time you try to insult short people, try not to involve inbreeds and McDonalds.

Get a life mate,it was meant as a joke at the time.Apparently he apologised to the guy,and all was fine when they left.What the idiot(driver) did was think it was another drivers' crew member in a car behind them at the burger outlet,and the little guy gave the driver a wicked practical joke wind up,driver thought yep payback,the odds of two guys similar height and such at food centre were million to one shot.

**Gubb** · 26th July 2009, 20:54

Cocksnorter.

**short-circuit** · 26th July 2009, 21:02

Originally Posted by Gubb

Cocksnorter.

Ham wallet

**Number One** · 26th July 2009, 21:02

pure poetry Gubb

**Maha** · 26th July 2009, 21:04

Someone once said to me...''Jeez Mark, did your mother knit you''??....

**Number One** · 26th July 2009, 21:10

Originally Posted by Maha

''Jeez Mark, did your mother knit you''??....

Chewbacca is that you?

**Maha** · 26th July 2009, 21:13

Originally Posted by Number One

Chewbacca is that you?

Furbee I think you'll find.....

Bastards!!!

**ynot slow** · 26th July 2009, 21:19

Cocaine cowboy.

Shirt lifter.

Have seen bigger lumps in my pancake mix than your tits.

**EJK** · 26th July 2009, 21:20

Ah something just reminded me an insult I got when I was at an intermediate school.

"Asians got a small dick!"

**wbks** · 26th July 2009, 21:25

Originally Posted by EJK

Ah something just reminded me an insult I got when I was at an intermediate school.

"Asians got a small dick!"

Ouch...

10chrs

**Pedrostt500** · 26th July 2009, 21:32

I like to give insults straight to peoples face's, and normaly to apprentice Fitter Welders.
Does your dad cry every time he see's a condom advert, then look at you and say "why"?.
You are just a cockless cuntless wonder.
Fuck you fuck, your horse you rode in on, and fuck the colonel that sent you.
You're as thick as pig shit and twice as runny.
NASA developed the space probe to see if there was inteligent life on Mars, they first tested it in your head and found no inteligence what so ever.
Is incest the game your whole family plays?
Calling some one a "true intulectual" when they have done some thing realy stupid.
The other one is, a few bars of the theme tune to The Muppet Show, Da da did da diid dit da da did da.

Now I've worked in some fairly tough places with some hard men over the years, but the biggest eyeopener for me years ago, I had to do a couple of hours work with some older ladies, the youngest about 50, and the eldest in her mid 70s, it was the best lesson a young man could get in the art of insults, those old girls did not hold back.