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  1. 25th July 2009, 19:33 #1
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    Bunch of monkeys

    someone somewhere said if you get a shit load of monkeys and give them a shit load of type writers they will come up with a load of shit! ( like shortland street) ha ha. so lets see if we can come up with a song 1-2 lines at a time...i'll be 1st monkey. maybe some musical monkey can put a tune to it at the end?

    he was a demon from the depths of hellelll
    brought up to earth by an evil spellelll

    add or change to the lines

    a bit heavy rock'ish
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    You see the monkeys had to try
    Now this thread will prob'bly die
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    You see the monkeys had to try
    Now this thread will prob'bly die
    prob'bly, but i was BORED! and i had a shit load of bored monkeys to entertain
    thank f%$k i bought that job lot of old type writers off trade me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ukbandit View Post
    prob'bly, but i was BORED! and i had a shit load of bored monkeys to entertain
    thank f%$k i bought that job lot of old type writers off trade me!!
    That fucked it.
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    see what happens when you make them redundent cos no one is giving up the lyrics!
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