Man scaping

**Crasherfromwayback** · 28th July 2009, 16:18

Sorted.....

**dangerous** · 28th July 2009, 19:48

Originally Posted by Drew

So go mow that ginga tuft for your lady mate, she'll love ya for it.

OH... so hes one of them then Drew? a bloody ginger nut, copper top, carrot top, blood nut, blewie... ahhh poor bastard

**idleidolidyll** · 28th July 2009, 20:03

too farkin itchy! leave the hair there!

**sAsLEX** · 28th July 2009, 20:05

Originally Posted by Drew

More the pain that puts me off that idea.

Was at a stag do the other weekend and their was blood drawn by the young lass removing the stags pubes!

**MsKABC** · 28th July 2009, 20:07

Originally Posted by driftn

What are your thoughts?

I think it would be a good idea to have a poll asking the biker angels if they have a preference

Originally Posted by Laava

Depends entirely on what the woman wants surely? I would do it if it was going to lead to quality sex! Wouldn't you?

Absolutely - us women tend to go to a lot of trouble with our grooming, so why should that not be reciprocated?

Originally Posted by Number One

I will not be able to look any of you fellas the same again! Thanks for the giggle...

Just quietly making things Schmoove is niiiiice for the lady AND it does look bigger too

Yep, this thread is GOLD, and I agree with you entirely Number One

Originally Posted by Drew

This whole thread was a bit tongue in cheek, but your position is just a fraction too selfish to ignore.

Like ladies with bushy hairy legs, and arm pits do ya? Cant appreciate that your partner puts on a bit of makeup, and nice duds to look good for you?

Because if you aren't prepared to attempt to look good for them, why should anyone for you.

It's not deviant, dirty, or even that much of a new idea to groom for the benefit of ones partner.

Originally Posted by 325rocket

back, sack and crack ... word!

Ouch - going that far really isn't necessary.

It is possible to buy small battery-powered trimmers for exactly this purpose for around $50 from Briscoes etc. Baldy down there is not a good look as far as I'm concerned!

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Looks good, feels good... why the hell not (...unless you're a fan of the pot mitt look...).

I'm told that it does feel good - rather like shaving your face when you're overdue for it.

Originally Posted by Drew

The opportunity TO do the job, might be more frequent should one present better though.

Absolutely!

Originally Posted by sugilite

People just seem so hung up on image these days.

But it's not just about the image - it's the feeling too

Originally Posted by scracha

Now I know why razors need 4 blades and why so much shaving cream is hypoallergenic.

See my comment above re the trimmers available.

**sugilite:Me** · 28th July 2009, 22:19

Originally Posted by oldrider

Hey sugilite, I lived in Hawks Bay in 1967, with the attributes you express, I could be your long lost Dad!

Have you got blue eyes, a couliflour ear and a broken nose too?

.....(pt/joking, no slur meant on your mom, honest!)

My name is Luke, is your name Darth by any chance?

**R1madness** · 28th July 2009, 23:54

nothin like a trim up guys... the lawns always look tidy after a mow, the trees look taller and thicker too, and its nice to sit down to a picnic on freshly cut grass

**woodybee** · 29th July 2009, 00:11

Originally Posted by idleidolidyll

too farkin itchy! leave the hair there!

Tell you what Dudes, there is nothing worse than homing in on a birds nest on a guy, it is just simply the nastiest sight

and biggest turn off for me noways, and lots of guys have told me they do it as a matter or course.

So guys, get shaving those nuts, and its such a pleasureable experience for us girlies, better than loing at a mass of hair ready for platting

and believe me your'e loe muscle will get a lot more muscle if you know what I am talking about

It should be an offence to have a hairy pair of nuts these days..

Woodybee

**Hinny** · 29th July 2009, 00:34

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

..........only when you get......

"Crabs! A whole army of them. They'll eat your winkie down to the bone!"

-Indy

Feck I hope that's not a self portrait.

**scracha** · 29th July 2009, 14:04

Originally Posted by woodybee

It should be an offence to have a hairy pair of nuts these days..

Hairless men. You Kiwi's are really really fuckin weird. Honestly.

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What's wrong with hairy baws?

**oldrider** · 29th July 2009, 17:15

Originally Posted by sugilite

My name is Luke, is your name Darth by any chance?

Unfortunately NO, it's Yoda! Oh well Luke, may the force be with you always!

**gatch** · 29th July 2009, 17:23

Personally I fuckin DESPISE pubic hair, its gross, last thing I want is hair in my teeth, or to kiss a girl that has hairy gums because of my poor effort at personal hygiene.

We are not cavemen that rely of sick masses of hair to keep our genitals warm and safe from crazed magpies and snakes...

Get rid of it, trim it, shave it, wax it, laser it, fuck burn it off if you have too, whatever.

If you think that it makes you or her look like a twelve year old, then you should probably stop thinking about 12 year olds...

**scracha** · 29th July 2009, 18:12

Originally Posted by gatch

If you think that it makes you or her look like a twelve year old, then you should probably stop thinking about 12 year olds...

But bush is back baby!!!!!

Come to think of it.....I've always wondered why there's so much pubic hair on public urinals.

**Hinny** · 29th July 2009, 18:43

Well, they have Obama in the States = no more Bush.

**ducatilover** · 30th July 2009, 20:38

Originally Posted by gatch

Personally I fuckin DESPISE pubic hair, its gross, last thing I want is hair in my teeth, or to kiss a girl that has hairy gums because of my poor effort at personal hygiene.

We are not cavemen that rely of sick masses of hair to keep our genitals warm and safe from crazed magpies and snakes...

Get rid of it, trim it, shave it, wax it, laser it, fuck burn it off if you have too, whatever.

If you think that it makes you or her look like a twelve year old, then you should probably stop thinking about 12 year olds...

Smooth sailing for you then bro