View Poll Results: Do you or will you when your old enough keep the lions main tidy down there

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  • Yes I do, I take pride in my personal apperence

    39 61.90%
  • Dont be silly the thought is preposterous.

    24 38.10%
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    They weren't, obviously, self portraits.
    Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
    One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

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    "At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
    Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!

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    I can't get over those merkins...... hey do you reckon the disguises worked?
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    OH... so hes one of them then Drew? a bloody ginger nut, copper top, carrot top, blood nut, blewie... ahhh poor bastard
    Fanta pants
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    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
    Cold Kiwi

    Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hinny View Post
    Some serious need of man scaping?
    Book of photographs by artist Robert Greene, Hairy, Celebrating Hairy Men; A Beautiful Book And A Backlash To Waxed Men Everywhere
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    ok those pictures are just grose!!! That is when you should consider hair removal!!
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
    Cold Kiwi

    Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!

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    kiwi shaver - a site for all new zealand scrotum trimmers
    Thats whats up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I've just realised, Hinny is a bloke. I thought it was an alter ego of Number1.
    No that was someone else...who no longer frequents...or I get my arse kicked

    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    hahahahahahahahaaaa, that girl dont need on alter ego
    One of me is really enough isn't it

    So on the topic of manscaping we all know that no thread is any good without some pictures so...

    In respect to hair I believe that the same rule applies as does with make up application...

    A Little is nice...


    A LOT is NOT HOT


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    These hints for the use of Merkins amused me.
    ' hints on operation and use. Sample:

    "Confirm that merkin is the proper size before wearing. Use of an improperly sized merkin may result in paralysis or death.

    "On first use your merkin may be stiff and difficult to attach properly. Do not be embarrassed to ask for assistance. For best results we recommend that four persons be recruited for this purpose--one to grasp either leg, one to apply the merkin, and one to act as lookout.

    "Once the merkin is in place, it should be appropriately lubricated using light sewing machine oil, petroleum jelly, #2 fuel oil, or I Can't Believe It's Not Butter when on sale at Safeway. Do not use so much lubricant that it dribbles in the street. Merkin should not 'squish' when in use.

    "Your merkin is highly flammable. Do not use if temperature rises above 73 degrees. If merkin ignites while in use, seek assistance by running into the nearest street and shouting, "I'M ON FIRE GODDAMIT." Do not panic. The number of people who die as a result of burns from a flaming merkin is surprisingly small." — Cecil Adams
    Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
    One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.

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