Man eats his own filth to avoid breath alcohol testing!

**spudchucka** · 31st March 2005, 08:27

I hope I never meet anyone this crazy!

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...runk29-ON.html

Man tries to fool breathalyzer with feces in mouth

Canadian Press
Mar. 29, 2005 06:09 PM

TORONTO - An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyzer after stuffing his mouth full of feces.

"I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

"I've never heard of anything like this before," said the 28-year police veteran.
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Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside Barrie, Ont., the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.

En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the squad car.

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine."

It didn't work, Buchanan said.

He alleged the machine registered two readings of intoxication from samples the suspect provided. Both were more than twice the legal limit.

Officers called in paramedics to check the man.

"They helped him clean himself up," McDonald said.

"This fellow was in dire need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things."

The motorist was charged with impaired driving, plus driving with more than 80 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood in his system. He was released on a promise to appear in a Bradford, Ont., court on May 12.

South Simcoe Police do not identify people they charge.

McDonald said the cruiser took two hours to clean using industrial cleansers, "and it's back on the road."

**spudchucka** · 31st March 2005, 08:30

Seeing as the topic of this thread is shite......

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7308702/?GT1=6305

Czech man dies in work-related accident; investigation under way
Updated: 8:47 a.m. ET March 27, 2005

PRAGUE, Czech Republic - A Czech tractor driver died under eight tons of manure in a bizarre accident that has baffled his employers, local media reported.

The 34-year old man, identified only as Martin T., suffocated after the load fell on him while he was dumping it in a field near the western Czech city of Karlovy Vary, news Web Site www.novinky.cz reported on Sunday. “It absolutely beats me how this could happen,” said Vladimir Erps, chief of the company employing the victim.

“The truck is operated from the tractor cabin, using hydraulics. There was nothing for him to do under the truck, but it’s tough to blame him now that he is dead,” the news site quoted him as saying.

Police are investigating the death as a work-related accident.

**R1** · 31st March 2005, 08:55

Dude your threads are full of shit.

**Sniper** · 31st March 2005, 08:57

Thats amusing

**Waylander** · 31st March 2005, 10:04

That first one is the reason that most of the cop cruisers in the states either have the entire back seat area made of a very hard plastic or a plastic covering over the seat, floor and doors. Don't ask how I know this, I just do.

**pyrocam** · 31st March 2005, 10:05

everyone knows you need glaviscon to do that.

man. that really is an extreme disgusting thing to do, and rofl it not working either. I get the hint that the alchohol in his poo also added to the total content in his breath?