How to get out of speeding tickets

**Biff** · 31st March 2005, 13:32

These brilliant new balloons should help.

Here's the instructions:

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car
Step 2. Drive VERY FAST
Step 3. Watch people freak out.
Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real

**Riff Raff** · 31st March 2005, 13:35

Will it work on a bike as well?

**Maximus** · 31st March 2005, 13:39

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Will it work on a bike as well?

HEHE, maybe just one?! . . . . . . .

**bugjuice** · 31st March 2005, 13:41

seen that before.. I was thinking about tying those to the back of my bike and putting sparklers on the back of the balloons, then do 200kph down the southern, see what happens..