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    Words women use

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    FIVE MINUTES
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    NOTHING
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

    GO AHEAD
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

    WHATEVER
    it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

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    Pfft whatever!
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Pfft whatever!
    haha chaCHING!
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrocam
    haha chaCHING!
    I have no problem calling people 'cunts'.. or even 'cock junkies'
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    I have no problem calling people 'cunts'.. or even 'cock junkies'
    Or even a cock-juggling thunder-cunt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Or even a cock-juggling thunder-cunt?
    Or

    Retarded-VD infected-cunt-arse-fucker head-cock junkie-wank face-cum stain-peice of shit-looks like someone took a dump on your face-wanker.
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Don't forget "Knob-Jockey"

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Or

    Retarded-VD infected-cunt-arse-fucker head-cock junkie-wank face-cum stain-peice of shit-looks like someone took a dump on your face-wanker.
    got the painters in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    got the painters in?
    I don't have the 'rag-on' sheeesh..
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    I don't have the 'rag-on' sheeesh..
    not gushin a gallon then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    not gushin a gallon then?
    That's fucken yuck!

    No, the tied hasn't come in at the Red Sea
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    how about "hung like a 5 year old"

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    Arrow Well.

    This thread is rather educational...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Or

    Retarded-VD infected-cunt-arse-fucker head-cock junkie-wank face-cum stain-peice of shit-looks like someone took a dump on your face-wanker.
    Jeez RC30 babe.... don't hold back will ya.... c'mon we can take it.... say what you really mean and stop being so polite

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    Settle down will ya, NC30 chick, here, a peace offering......

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