Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
So last week some lady, here in Christchurch, decided to park her car in the Avon - allegedly helped along by black ice. She told the newspaper something along the lines of "luckily I'm a good driver, so I didn't do anything"... I'm still trying to figure that one out.
Then today we have this.
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Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
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LMAO: "I knew what happened immediately. Thank goodness I am a pretty good driver, and I just followed the skid and didn't brake or fight it,"
-That obviously helped out a lot!
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
"Women, for pity's sake, don't drive."
I haz a bieks :D
I'm sorry, but the most recent one isn't even news worthy.
She had to escape through the boot, AIDED BY OTHER PEOPLE. Godforfuckingbid she ever pushed that door lock in the bathroom, she's starve to death if noone found her! CLIMB THROUGH THE WINDOW OR OUT THE (Probably blocked) DOOR.
"MONDAY-ITIS: The aftermath of the accident at a carpark off Portland Cres."
Excuse me, aftermath? Aftermath is the trip to the toilet you take 6 hours after eating curry, or a godawful C4 cluster destroying a couple of buildings.
Ah, I love a good bowl of rage in the morning.
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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Unfortunately most kiwi drivers actually think that they are a "good driver".
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There are a couple of dumb arses that should have taken the day off sick and stayed in bed, can we blame it on the swine flu? But in saying that, out of all the hours that each of you have been in control of a vehicle, have you never done something even slightly dumb?
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
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That's sexist, I resent that remark!
Although it seems it's not just the driving - parking is an issue too.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
I haz a bieks :D
Or tunring a corner at a very slow speedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGIZVi0Zu_g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xv2bPxXWKw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywzyK...eature=related
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And my favourite!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcSg9jmhFk
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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Well fer sher!
Both cars were silver, and both were piloted by eejits.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
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Yeah i noticed that as well - what the fuck? you cant take credit when you slide in a straight-line....into a river.LMAO: "I knew what happened immediately. Thank goodness I am a pretty good driver, and I just followed the skid and didn't brake or fight it,"
-That obviously helped out a lot!
Mind due it is a BMW - so perhaps she is the worlds best driver - with an insurance premium the size of africa
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Atleast she can't blame on black ice in Wellington
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Actually she said
And by that right she followed what advanced training teaches....."I knew what happened immediately. Thank goodness I am a pretty good driver, and I just followed the skid and didn't brake or fight it,"
Its not the destination that is important its the journey.
could catch a monkey
Yes, thank goodness. Otherwise she might have ended up in the river and totaled her car.... Wait, shit.
It's just funny that she's skidded into a river and still talking about what a good driver she is.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
And that boils down to exactly what I quoted...
And no, not doing anything when your car is headed for the river isn't being "a good driver".
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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