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  1. 29th July 2009, 08:33 #1
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    Who's this, what's he up to?

    Oh how I laughed...

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10587264
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    He is american and wants to see if his wife's obese arse will fit through so she can use the ATM.
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    He is measuring up for a new mat.


    FFS! Have the police decided to start charging people with "thinking about doing a crime" or "acting suspiciously"?

    What offence has this person committed? "Measuring in a public place"???
    He will probably be done under the OSH act for not having fucking safety cones around the perimeter of the worksite!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    He will probably be done under the OSH act for not having fucking safety cones around the perimeter of the worksite!
    Gimme the police any day. Those OSH people are scary!
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    lol, im going to go measure up some atms now, alway been currious, i'll do it wearing a hoodie tho
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    He's the dude that should have paid more attention to the George Orwell book.
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    At first glance I thought it was Donor!!
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    It was a diversionary tactic, wonder what was really going on...
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    He was measuring to see if his forklift could fit between the pillars. It wouldn't so he never came back. The cops don't want to arrest him. They just want to talk to him. Maybe see if he's stolen any other ATMs recently
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    I posted it on mah Bueel group.

    Option 1: He's got a really wicked sense of humor and is messing with people.


    Option 2: He's trying to figure out how fat he can get and still reach the ATM.
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    Its spankme, making another withdrawl for kb!
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