Biking "Don't dos"

[mister.koz]

Don't let the throttle out on cold tires on a cold greasy morning before straightening up totally out of a corner.. hello 1000cc, fishtail, laughing spectator
Don't forget to put your stand up - especially with spectators - that little killswitch makes u look like a dick (better than cornering on the stand i might add)

[vifferman]

Deodorant tastes like shit.

Reeeaallly?
How do you know?
And does shit taste like anything else? (Just asking so I don't have to taste it myself).

(Note to self: don't post self-implicating statements on public forums...)

[kevfromcoro]

Dont put a 15 pac of iced coldies in your backpac..
without doing the zip up properly.
then gun it down the main st..

[McWild]

Dont put a 15 pac of iced coldies in your backpac..
without doing the zip up properly.
then gun it down the main st..

Reading that hurt me a little...

[nighthawk]

[QUOTE=vifferman;1129329921]Reeeaallly?
How do you know?
And does shit taste like anything else? (Just asking so I don't have to taste it myself).

Don't read this while sipping a hot cup of coffee....off to get the screen cleaner

[peasea]

Reeeaallly?
How do you know?
And does shit taste like anything else? (Just asking so I don't have to taste it myself).

(Note to self: don't post self-implicating statements on public forums...)

You know what I meant, wise-arse.

Anyways, I got showered after a trip from Orks to Welly, sprayed armpits, put toothpaste on brush, inserted brush into correct orifice and BLYECK! I knew immediately what had happened. Ever since I have either wrapped my brush in cling wrap or shoved it in its own plastic bag.

Footnote: My mouth didn't sweat or smell though!

[peasea]

Dont put a 15 pac of iced coldies in your backpac..
without doing the zip up properly.
then gun it down the main st..

Don't put 18 cans of beer in your back pack, forget to do the zip up and hurtle round the Ellerslie/Panmure interchange.

[SARGE]

Don't bed in your new front brake pads by braking as hard as you can with four fingers (when you usually only use 1 or 2), on a damp, greasy, off-camber road covered in tar snakes.

so..... pretty much anywhere in NZ

[EJK]

Don't go to KB!


Ah fuck too late...

[ynot slow]

Don't speed- tui anyone.

Don't wave back.

Don't piss other road users off.

[steve_t]

Dont put a 15 pac of iced coldies in your backpac..
without doing the zip up properly.
then gun it down the main st..

Did u lose them all at once or one by one?

[kevfromcoro]

Did u lose them all at once or one by one?

lost the whole lot... whats worse it was school holidays.
and there were heaps of people about..
went back to pick it up.
but some guys were there with a couple of brooms..
shaking there fists at me.
so i f... cked off.....

[mossy1200]

Don't dismount and step away from your bike without first fully extending the sidestand.

or before stopping

[kevfromcoro]

or before stopping

allways get off your bike when it is stopped.......

Never before....

[gatch]

If you come across a polizia who is sympathetic to your cause, DO NOT ponder the morality of the situation when he says "I'm going to look over this direction for a few minutes"...