Schumacher back in F1... cheating c***t

[peasea]

Still more interesting that A1-frickin-GP....money always makes things better (cue evil laughter)

.....puts pinkie in teeth.

[nosebleed]

No more of a cheat than the likes of Aryton Senna

Same school apparently [I](of driving - not intermediate)[/I

I, for one, enjoy their interpretation of the rules

[Mully]

I'd be interested to see if Schumacher's presence in the team lifts their performance any.

[peasea]

I'd be interested to see if Schumacher's presence in the team lifts their performance any.

Why? Is he sponsored by Viagra?

[Mully]

Why? Is he sponsored by Viagra?

Ba-dom, tish!!!

[Babelfish]

.....puts pinkie in teeth.

Sure...you SAY its you're pinky...

[peasea]

Sure...you SAY its you're pinky...

Well if it was my willy he'd be able to pick his teeth.

Did I just post that or think it?

[James Deuce]

His participation is subject to a fitness test. Motorcycle racing does not generate anything like the lateral Gs F1 does.

Three options.

1. Most likely. Turns up, does practice, fails fitness test due to neck issues. Doesn't race.

2. Qualifies last. Finishes last. Car sucks. Not my fault. Legend untarnished.

3. Qualifies last, demolishes field on way to podium. Legend untarnished.

In any event, he's still a giant-mandibled twat.

[Boob Johnson]

I'd be interested to see if Schumacher's presence in the team lifts their performance any.

This I am most looking forward too.

It's easy(er) to win in a superior car so will be interesting how he goes this time round.



ps: also think MS is a twat

[sil3nt]

His participation is subject to a fitness test. Motorcycle racing does not generate anything like the lateral Gs F1 does.

Three options.

1. Most likely. Turns up, does practice, fails fitness test due to neck issues. Doesn't race.

2. Qualifies last. Finishes last. Car sucks. Not my fault. Legend untarnished.

3. Qualifies last, demolishes field on way to podium. Legend untarnished.

In any event, he's still a giant-mandibled twat.

I doubt fitness would be much of an issue. Like you say the neck would be the only issue he would have if any. Although hes been driving these things for over 15 years and last tested a car only a year and a bit ago and with 20 days to train i think he will be fine.

[Boob Johnson]

I doubt fitness would be much of an issue. Like you say the neck would be the only issue he would have if any. Although hes been driving these things for over 15 years and last tested a car only a year and a bit ago and with 20 days to train i think he will be fine.

Yeah twas what I was tinkin, he's got 3 weeks so it's kinda good timing, hopefully enough time to get back or close enough to in shape

[Kickaha]

It's easy(er) to win in a superior car so will be interesting how he goes this time round.

So you're saying every time he won a championship he had the best car?

The best gear in the world is worthless if you don't know how to use it

[Boob Johnson]

So you're saying every time he won a championship he had the best car?

The best gear in the world is worthless if you don't know how to use it

*Oh lord*

(face palm)


Mate when he's on pole & leading the race from start to finish, winning by a minute plus, kinda speaks for itself

[Kickaha]

*Oh lord*

(face palm)

Mate when he's on pole & leading the race from start to finish, winning by a minute plus, kinda speaks for itself

It speaks for his ability to get the best out of whatever he's driving much the same as Rossi on a bike

[Drunken Monkey]

speaking of bikes and Germans...