Blimey, its a small world

**Fatt Max** · 30th July 2009, 15:11

I didnt realise this guy knew my ex girlfriend....shame he got caught having sex with her, eh...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10587629

Is this guy a serial horse shagger because he coats himself with Weetbix when he's doing the business...

**Genestho** · 30th July 2009, 15:17

OO OO! I think I read the punchline to this one somewhere...

The guy relaxed when told he would be released from jail...to a stable environment!

**AllanB** · 30th July 2009, 15:19

Ah feck - can't a guy sow his oats around anymore without getting in trouble?

**Maha** · 30th July 2009, 15:24

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

**Fatt Max** · 30th July 2009, 15:29

Originally Posted by Maha

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

Jeez, on a stool, he must have had strong calf muscles......

**Genestho** · 30th July 2009, 15:29

Originally Posted by Maha

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

I heard that rumour too!!! (A legend by the time I came of age!!)

Subsequently..... (just out of interest - one must be educated to comment right??

)...got Animal Farm out

*cringe*
Which incidently had a dude on a stool, sorting a horse out, wait! NO! It was a cow! (oh don't even ask!!!!)

Oh god and the chicken, I couldn't eat roast chicken for years!!!

**Maha** · 30th July 2009, 15:31

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Jeez, on a stool, he must have had strong calf muscles......

Well thats Udder bullshit..........

**Maha** · 30th July 2009, 15:32

Originally Posted by T.G.W

I heard that rumour too!!!

Subsequently..... (just out of interest - one must be educated to comment right??

)...got Animal Farm out

*cringe*
Which incidently had a dude on a stool, sorting a horse out, wait! NO! It was a cow! (oh don't even ask!!!!)

Oh god and the chicken, I couldn't eat roast chicken for years!!!

But now you actually look up a chooks arse to see if theres stuffing or not eh??...

**Genestho** · 30th July 2009, 15:37

Originally Posted by Maha

But now you actually look up a chooks arse to see if theres stuffing or not eh??...

LOL! Just about lost my coffeee!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH there goes the Roast Chicken out of the diet again!!!!!!

Damn you Maha!!

**AllanB** · 30th July 2009, 17:22

Originally Posted by Maha

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

The thing with cows I don't get – just have look at a cows rear end – it’s usually covered in a splattering of moist and crusty shit.
Now tell me what aspect of that would allow one to get, little lone maintain a boner?

It’s just wrong.

And the horse – let’s face it if you compare a male horses member with your average humans cock …….. the horse probably thought it was just working out a small blood clot.

**pete376403** · 30th July 2009, 18:48

While on this topic.
there may or may not be a site somewhere on the web called two men and a horse.
It's "interesting"

**ynot slow** · 30th July 2009, 19:35

Originally Posted by Maha

Palmerston North (1960's) I was to young to know anything about it then but, years later Mum mentioned that a bloke use to stand on a small stool and root a cow in the paddock of his farm. His farm was just out of Palmmy on the road to Longburn.

Was ok his mum said he was after a tight jersey,probably winter.