do you have a book called "Advanced Massage" or "The gentle art of lovemaking"... anything like that?
If so - grab the thing, "pop your head around the corner" with just enough of the book showing so the ladies can "accidentally" see it and tell her you're off to bed to finish your studies. Trust me - someone will notice... and word will spread.
... and then pile of shit you could find yourself in could be deep, and fast!
What a way to go!
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