April 1st dadeliodododo

[pyrocam]

well, this has to be the record for boring April's 1st.
no hillarious emails. hardly a whoopie cusion in sight.
not even a prank call or two.

Im dissapointed. although upon reflection it seems to have declined rapidly over the last years. maybe Im getting old.

Please enlighten me. what pray tell have you dont in the reason of jest or had done to you on this fine day the first of april.

[Sniper]

Hehehehehehehe, I have my plans

[bugjuice]

see, if I post it here, it spoils the element of surprise..

[pyrocam]

assuming your intentions are to prank the KB community. these hard boiled bikers would be hard to break I reckon.

noticed the DMHO thread, I have a hunger for some pranking

[Riff Raff]

The trouble with being a shift worker is you lose track of days, especially on your days off. Returned to work today to discover it was April Fools - working with a big prankster and he had forgotten as well. How sad are we!

[Skunk]

Who has the time? :spudwhat:

[Motu]

I'm glad I'm in charge of a tight ship here and no one has a sence of humour left.At one shop toolboxes would be welded to benches,bearing blue applied to the eye peice of the wheel aligner,grease on phone handles,I used to find soap inside my helmet,fish tied to exhausts,cardboard inside filled rolls....it was a worry to touch anything...

[Pwalo]

You're getting old.

[pyrocam]

Who has the time? :spudwhat:

ahhm its 11:02

Badom dom Tish!

[Hitcher]

I thought dihydrogen monoxide was a good attempt, until I read jrandom's fable of woe...

[Waylander]

Bah just woke up at noon so I havn't had time to do anything, yet. I usually save my pranks for night when everyone is drunk or thinking of other things. Then thier surprise at being pranked is so much sweeter.

[pyrocam]

I thought dihydrogen monoxide was a good attempt, until I read jrandom's fable of woe...

has it actually been determined to be a hoax?
ah oh well.
I was thinking something more along the lines of unscruplesly planting paintball mines around schools and central city parks.

would have been nice to do so in the early hours of this morning but we can still booby trap some bars and dairies, around playgrounds, kindergartons, sports fields yaknow, the usual. for after school kids and for the friday night drinks.

EDIT: FINALLY WOOOOOTY 200 posts. I AM TEH SENIOR!!!!!111
Edit#2: crap I knew I shouldnt have been so frivolous to use bad CS 1334 5p34k
I need another 80 days before I can assume 1334n355

[crazylittleshit]

put a cellphone on the bottom of someones desk at work and know and then ring it watch him or her Scwerm .
They look everytime.
Or take all the wheels off the rolling chairs and replace with bricks

[Marmoot]

good preparation for next year, I see?