The best man, a dildo and a stripper

**Finn** · 30th July 2009, 14:22

Try not to laugh...

http://www.theage.com.au/national/be...0729-e1l0.html

**DMNTD:Me** · 30th July 2009, 14:31

Originally Posted by Finn

Try not to laugh...

I tried...but failed.

**Finn** · 30th July 2009, 14:32

‘‘What the f--- did you do that for, you stupid bitch.’’

**Brett** · 30th July 2009, 14:33

Wow. That was a surreal read.

**Stirts** · 30th July 2009, 14:34

Sorry I tried...but also failed!

A small abrasion below his anal verge ‘‘most likely caused by blunt trauma’’.

So his wife to be needs to ask for a "wife stitch"?

**Maha** · 30th July 2009, 14:36

Accidental Rape???.....

''Opps, sorry, was ment to go in your ear''.....

**Shaun S** · 30th July 2009, 14:39

I dont quite know what to say except stupid fucker! Who the fuck gets on all fours and lets a dildo any where his arse. Surely when she lubed it up he must of known?

And yes I did laugh!

**MIXONE** · 30th July 2009, 14:41

Originally Posted by Maha

Accidental Rape???.....

''Opps, sorry, was ment to go in your ear''.....

I said ear woman not bloody rear...

**cmoore** · 30th July 2009, 14:42

naked...on all fours....stripper wearing a dildo behind you...rubbing cream into your bum......and your surprised she sticks it in......DUH!!

**onearmedbandit** · 30th July 2009, 14:45

Case is being overseen by Judge Wood.

**slofox** · 30th July 2009, 14:45

Would you even admit to it if it happened?

**Maha** · 30th July 2009, 14:48

Originally Posted by MIXONE

I said ear woman not bloody rear...

Evidence that was ommitted from the court hearing was that the complainant was unable to ride his GXSR as a result of the incident, and was sueing for 'loss of self motivation'...

**Stirts** · 30th July 2009, 15:03

Just like the man-flu, it so much worse when it happens to him......

When a man does this to woman he says......
"ooops, sorry it just slipped"

But when a woman does it to a man.....
He cries rape.

**AllanB** · 30th July 2009, 15:11

For F's sake what happened is really obvious. The poor stripper tripped and fell into his anus.

Nothing more than an accident.

These things could easily happen when you have the combination of a naked man on all fours with lubricated buttocks and a stripper wearing a dildo.

Actually it sounds vaguely like the last Honda riders club meeting I attended ...............